[Chorus]
Stabby barf pain (La, la, la)
It's the best of all four seasons
Stabby barf pain (La, la, la)
We're gonna tell you all of the reasons

[Verse 1]
It's winter, spring, summer, and fall
All rolled together in a big ol' ball
Sunshine, snow, and wind, and rain
What else would you call it (Ooh)
But stabby barf pain

[Chorus]
Stabby barf pain (But stabby barf, la, la, la)
I've never felt so hot and cold
Stabby barf pain (La, la, la)
This fabulous feeling will never get old

[Verse 2]
It's swinter and sprall or wummer and fring
Whichever combo has a better ring
It's all of the best parts and none of the bad
It's the best season that you ever had

[Chorus]
It's stabby barf pain (Stabby, stabby, stabby barf pain)
La, la, la, do, do, wa, wa, wa
Stabby barf pain (La, la, la)
Mi, ma-ma, foo-foo, ya, ya, ya
Stabby barf pain (La, la, la)
Shoop, shooby, wop, wop, na, na, na
Stabby barf pain (Stabby, la, la, la)
Socka, wa, wa, ginza, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya