[Dr. Doofenshmirtz, 2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz, both]

[Spoken]
Do I know you?
Yeah, I'm you, from another dimension!
Well, that would explain the handsomeness
Right back atcha, big guy!
Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
...I suppose so...

[Verse 1]
Do you want some rice pudding?
Ick, no, that's gross!
It was a test! Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!
Me too!

[Verse 2]
Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Dominant race

[Pre-Chorus]
I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
(But not that vending machine thing
That's gonna happen)
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree