[Hook: Backing scat, Female Singers]
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Perry

[Verse: Male Singer, Backing scat, Female Singer]
He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action
(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah)
(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay
He's got more than just mad skill (Woah-oh-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill (Wap-bap)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say

[Chorus: Male Singer, Major Monogram, All]
He's Perry
Perry the Platypus
(You can call him Agent P)
Perry
(I said you can call him Agent P)
Agent P