[Intro: Buford & Baljeet]
I'll just fluff up your pillow then
Little Master? Little Master?
Stay away from me

[Verse: Danny Jacob]
He follows me all over town
And every time I turn around
He's standing there at a respectful distance
He's arranging my underwear drawer
By dumpin' it out on the floor
When I'm brushing my teeth, I don't need his assistance
No, no, no

[Chorus: Danny Jacob]
Well, the story is old (Story is old)
It's a 70's sitcom cliché
He says he's in my debt, but, I wish he'd forget
He'll do anything for me, anything but go away