[Intro]
What you gonna does when you don't know what it do?
Do, do, do, do, do, do

[Verse 1]
It's way too big to be a buckle and too bland to be a belly dancer
Or when it tries to guess your height, it's never right unless you're three-foot-two
When you come or go, you can't tell if it waves goodbye or waves hello
And in the library it's useless 'cause it don't care when the books are due
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

[Verse 2]
It doesn't seem to understand the game is not rock-paper-scissors-spaniel
Instead of picking up the trash it started picking Lady Liberty's nose
It makes a lousy baseball umpire or brow-wiper for bongo players
And when it walks a dog, it never really pays attention where it goes

[Chorus]
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, what do it do?