Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb and we're gonna sing a song!

Bow, chicka, bow-wow!
Ferbettes: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Ferbettes: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-chicka, choo wap!
Ferbettes: Never gonna stop!
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!

Phineas: I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow!
Ferbettes: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Ferbettes: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-chicka, choo wap!
Ferbettes: Never gonna stop!
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!


Phineas: I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow!
Candace!

(outro, spoken)
(Candace looks at her music before throwing it aside.)
Candace: Wait a minute! What are you doing?
Phineas: I'm cuing you?
Candace: How'd you get a hit single?!
Phineas: Well, it wasn't easy. It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls. But if you're willing to put in the work-
Candace: That's it! I'm gonna tell Mom!
Phineas: Okay...tell her what?
Candace: (pauses) Ooh, I'm just gonna tell. (She walks offstage)
(sung)
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!