I think I've had a little too much to drink
My head is getting heavy
I think you've had a little too much of me
Because I see two of you
And you see two of me

Last night, I was following you home (last night, last night)
I was mumbling, making tones (last night, last night)
You were swallowing me whole (last night, last night)
I was stumbling on your doorstep, mumbling making tones

I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny, fuck you
I'm not mad, I just thought your face should be bloody, fuck you
My body's turning blue 'cause the letter that I read I'd be better off dead, yeah
I'm not drunk, I swear

And when the door closed, I went home
Though it was pretty nice out
My hands wеre cold, I couldn't check my phone
So I took my glovеs off
I think I had a little too much to drink because
I think I said a couple fuckin' terrible things
I think I said a couple fuckin' terrible things (because)
I think I had a little too much to drink

Last night I was walking all alone (last night, last night)
I was dialing up your phone (last night, last night)
I was speaking to a tone (last night, last night)
I was stumbling on the sidewalk

I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny, fuck you
I'm not mad, I just thought your face should be bloody, fuck you
My body's turning blue 'cause the letter that I read I'd be better off dead, yeah
I'm not drunk, I swear

I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny
I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny
And I'm not mad, I just thought your face should be bloody
And I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny, fuck you

I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny, fuck you
I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny, fuck you
I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny, fuck you
I'm not drunk, I just thought the vine was funny, fuck you
And I'm not guy, I just thought that guy looked yummy
I'm not drunk, I swear