(Mm…)

She stares me up and down
Like she sees a rat
Says, “You don’t fool me”
Like I think I’m a cat
“I don’t care,” I sneer, staring her down
“I’ll stare you downtown, I’ll stare you a clown”

I’m hot, I’m smart, I’m not here for this
Nobody likes me ’cause I’m unrelatable
I’m old, I’m wise, I’m too queer for this
Nobody likes me ’cause I’m unparentable

(Mm…)

You say you a good one
Wanna go to Heaven
Peace on Earth is a thing you can do
I say “That’s a good one”
Why not pick a seven?
I ain’t believin’ a thing about you

I’m hot, I’m smart, I’m not here for this
Nobody likes me ’cause I’m unrelatable
I’m old, I’m wise, I’m too queer for this
Nobody likеs me ’cause I’m unparentablе
I think you’re a liar
I think you’re a clown
I think you’re a flier
After you pass, just press down

I’m hot, I’m smart, I’m not here for this
Nobody likes me ’cause I’m unrelatable
I’m old, I’m wise, I’m too queer for this
Nobody likes me ’cause I’m unparentable

I’m hot, I’m smart, I’m not here for this
Nobody likes me ’cause I’m unrelatable
I’m old, I’m wise, I’m too queer for this
Nobody likes me ’cause I’m unparentable