[Intro: Andrea Storm Kaden]
For the grandest advancements
In cosmetic enhancements
There's only one man I'm entrusting my plan with

[Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden]
Steinman, make me pretty
Steinman, make me shine
Just like the skyline of this city
Then I can make this city mine

[Post-Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
Uh, do you listen to your dysmorphia?
Because it isn't true, but if it sorta was
If one is in pursuit of perfection
But with a dash of Adam, we can catch some

[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
Beauty is my duty, it's a moral obligation
Nothing gonna stop this operation
Contradict your hypocritic obligations
Because of ugliness, I've lost a lot of patiencе
Up on the surface, I was taught restraint
'Causе every Doctorate comes with indoctrination
But in Rapture, we eradicate restrictions
Let me cure what's average, because that's a sickness
I'm Picasso, but with the kind of canvas
Which is still alive as I splice your genetics
I'm the man who answers the call of divine demands
As Aphrodite guides me with a knife in hand
[Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden]
Steinman, make me pretty
Steinman, make me shine
Like the skyline of this city
Then I'll make this city mine
Steinman, make me pretty
Aphrodite, shed your light
On my smile, and make it glittery
Like my city shining bright

[Verse 2: Skullkruncher13]
It's a hideous world and this job, my curse
Too fat, too tall, which one is worse?
And this broad so symmetrical it hurts
"Doctor, stop cutting!" Call it, nurse
If you're a disappointment or an abomination
Come book an appointment for every consultation
I regret to inform you I don't ensure any miracles
I'll ignore the protesters because they're surely hysterical
I can polish a turd, success is doubtful
In which case, I will work with just a scalpel
Then I'll cut out what's malignant or simply unwanted
So you can hold your nose high and be proud to flaunt it
Oh goddess, how ugly, this subject you've brought me
Get him on a gurney while his skin is still taut
Because every great surgeon must work with what he's got
I want to make them beautiful, but they all turn out awfully not
[Bridge: Andrea Storm Kaden]
What's your aesthetic ideal?
Can you manifest it or is it unreal?
When you elevate the standard
And you raise the bar
For everybody, then we all get taken back to par

[Pre-Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
And I took it too far, now just look at the scars
The harm has already been done
But I hear my goddess, so don't fear the ugliness
Our work has only just begun

[Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden]
Steinman, make me pretty
Steinman, make me shine
Like the skyline of this city
Then I'll make this city mine
Steinman, make me pretty
Aphrodite, shed your light
On my smile, and make it glittery
Like my city shining bright

[Outro: Skullkruncher13]
You're just not good enough
Darling, you're looking rough
These plain old broads are making my job
How should I put it? Tough
'Cause you're not good enough
Darling, you're looking rough
Such a disgrace, that ugly face
Even a mother couldn't love