[Intro]
If you're against random acts of violence
If you're easily disgusted by gratuitous carnage
Then stop watching this video right now!
Mortal Kombat

[Chorus]
I'll crunch yo' skull, I'll crack yo' back
I'll smash yo' stomach, and I'll squash yo' sack
I'll break yo' face, I'll shatter yo' ribs
I'll kick you in the throat, and then I'll grab yo' tits
I'll snap yo' spine, I'll break yo' jaw
I'll slam you in the ground, because there is no law
Shake you by the neck, and rip you outta yo' skin
Even if Shao Kahn fights me, I'll finish him

[Verse 1]
My name is Scorpion, but don't call me a critter
I've got a spiked-tip whip bitch, follow my Twitter
You know I live for revenge, Sub Zero makes me bitter
And my skull is full of flames, but don't call me a ginger
Cut the crap, arachnid, you carrot-top bitch
Bet you'd drop all your weapons if you could tap this
It's the hottest piece of ass in the game, surprise
Take a good look at my tits before I gouge out your eyes
But there's nothin' like a bolt of lightning in hand
When I knock you out the match, you'll go out with a bang
Shoutin' my name, no doubt I'll bring mountains of pain
My power's insane, I'll mash you in the ground (End game!)
[Chorus]
I'll crunch yo' skull, I'll crack yo' back
I'll smash yo' stomach, and I'll squash yo' sack
I'll break yo' face, I'll shatter yo' ribs
I'll kick you in the throat, and then I'll grab yo' tits
I'll snap yo' spine, I'll break yo' jaw
I'll slam you in the ground, because there is no law
Shake you by the neck, and rip you outta yo' skin
Even if Shao Kahn fights me, I'll finish him

[Verse 2]
If you wanna fight, I'm gonna make you cry
I'll cut you open like a piece of pie
Well I can teleport and fly
Come over here, don't even try
You been hangin' out with Sub Zero?
Either your dick's small or really cold
Don't make me blow my lightning load
I'll rip the balls off you both!
Shut the fuck up, punk-ass pussy bitches
Shao Kahn in the house, get back in the kitchen
Scorpion I'll squash you, Raiden, you're toast
Kitana, wanna make me a sandwich? (Hell no)

[Bridge]
As the battle wages on, the competitors bleed
And I look into my amulet, the prophecy reads
That I will defeat Shao Kahn right now
Even if you're a Centaur, I'll bring you right down
[Chorus]
I'll crunch yo' skull, I'll crack yo' back
I'll smash yo' stomach, and I'll squash yo' sack
I'll break yo' face, I'll shatter yo' ribs
I'll kick you in the throat, and then I'll grab yo' tits
I'll snap yo' spine, I'll break yo' jaw
I'll slam you in the ground, because there is no law
Shake you by the neck, and rip you outta yo' skin
Even if Shao Kahn fights me, I'll finish him