Plants vs. Zombies GW Rap by JT Machinima | "Caught Up in Garden Warfare" |

Zombie Soldier-Zombie Soldier is reporting’ for duty,camouflage on cause’ i gotta be a doozie.Plants have struck now we gotta take em on, take a big whiff of my super stink bomb!

Sun Flower- Talk about stink you smell like death, you gotta go green if you wanna be the best. See imma sun flower and with my sun power, all i need’s a little light to make a laser gun outta!

Zombie Scientist-I’m the token undead scientist,keeping my fellow zombies all alive and shit. HAHA! Alogical paradox and watch out for my dolphin shotgun shots!

Chomper-What happens when a zombie doctor comes face to face with a hungry chomper
LUNCH TIME!! I’ll put you where my teeth,you un-dead jerks can rest in pieces!

Chorus-Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no!,Caught up in garden warfare.Whoa,oh,oh,oh,no and i could not be more scared.Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no!,Caught up in garden warfare.Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no(slowly fade)

Pea Shooter-Better eat your veggies,every single day now open up wide PUDAPUDAPUDA YAY!Sorry that you died,i didn't mean to:(Have a couple more peas and A CHILLI BEAN TO!

All-Star-I was varsity for four straight years,after a tackle you hear the ringing in your ears!
Dropping imp punts like volcanic destruction,All i care about is organic DESTRUCTION!

Cactus Plant-PROUDLY AS CACTI WE STAND! You know you wanna taste of my icecream hands.Dont touch my needles cause they'll make you cry.Watch your step,PEW,PATATO MINE!

Engineer-ATTENTION:undead revenge is here,presented to you by the engineer!I’m coming at you with a jackhammer attack plus you can see half of my fat ass crack(sorry):P

Chorus-Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no!,Caught up in garden warfare.Whoa,oh,oh,oh,no and i could not be more scared.Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no!,Caught up in garden warfare.Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no(slowly fade)

The guy…-OH MY GOD, THEY KEEP KILLING EVERYTHING AROUND,NOBODY LEFT AROUND THE TOWN,CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S GOING DOWN,WAIT DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT SOUND,CAN'T DECIDE WHICH IS WORST,HATE THOSE LEAFY-EVIL JERKS,ZOMBIES ATE ALL MY NEIGHBOURS AND SOON ITS GONNA BE MY TURN!(then he gets eaten by chomper)

Chomper-Mmm.. DELICIOUS

Zombie Soldier-Hey,i was gonna eat him

Chomper-Sorry bitches got my mind on my hungry,hungry on my mind!

Zombie Scientist-well the next human being we see is mine!

Cactus Plant-Sound to me like a little zombies mad >:)!

Engineer-Desert called and they want you back

Sun Flower-Zombies?There all the same to me! I’ve seen enough of’em on amc;)

All-Star-I'LL PLUCK YOUR PETALS AND TELL YOU WHO LOVES ME! }:(

Sun Flower-Only your mother could love something ugly!:)

Pea shooter-Oh yea!Or your dad to!

Zombie Scientist-OH IM SORRY DID SOMEONE ASK YOU! >:(

(dramatic music)

(banter of garden warfare)

Chomper-The fatter they are, the better they taste

Chorus-Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no!,Caught up in garden warfare.Whoa,oh,oh,oh,no and i could not be more scared.Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no!,Caught up in garden warfare.Whoa,oh,oh,oh.no(slowly fade)