H:
I'll be driving you crazy all around the clock
You already know my name cuz I've been around the block
I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched
I'll make you children want to run away
And never look back, because
I am the demon from your nightmares (nightmares)
You think I'm gone, but then I'm right there (right there)
I'll stare inside of your house and maybe take all your stuff
And when you tell your friends
They'll just think you're making it up!

G:
Shut up, Herobriiiine, cuz I don't give a fuck
I leave none aliiiive and take no prisoners
I set you on fiiiire and watch you sizzle up
If you got the diiiiamonds you better just give 'em up
I don't need technique or magic
I just hop onto your server
And unleash my wrath
If you get me freaked out
I'll just say it's all in my head
Why is that? Oh, wait!
Cuz you're already dead!

Chorus:
H: Mirror, mirror, on the wall
G: Whose the baddest of them all?
H: You don't have to say
G: Cuz I already know
It's Me! H: No, me!
NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
H: Mirror, mirror, tell me now
G: Whose the baddest cat in town?
H: You can kiss my ass!
G: And you can suck my balls!
YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
H:
Leave none alive and take no prisoners?
Come on, that one's not even original!
The only thing you do is put back progress
What good does that do if I'm the one who stops it
Breaking down houses? That takes no skill!
You only piss people off, but I'll be giving them chills
Good grief, how much more predictable can you get?
You'd better look out for me
You don't know what I'll do next!

G:
Pissin' people off? Yep, that is all that I do!
And from the way that you rage
Looks like I've done it to you!
I treat everything I grief like it may be my last
That's why these people think that
I'm the biggest pain in the ass!
I don't just blow up your house
I'm putting down booby traps
I'll drop you into the nether and you will never come back!
All your crops are my crops, I'll murder your livestock
Why? Cuz I do more damage than Herobrine does!

Chorus:
H: Mirror, mirror, on the wall
G: Whose the baddest of them all?
H: You don't have to say
G: Cuz I already know
It's Me! H: No, me!
NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
H: Mirror, mirror, tell me now
G: Whose the baddest cat in town?
H: You can kiss my ass!
G: And you can suck my balls!
YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
H: You know everybody thinks your a nuisance
Why don't you come up with a couple of new tricks?
G: Uh oh, I don't want to sound overzealous
I think that I'm making you kinda jealous!
H: I can't fix a house, but I can't fix you!
You seem like a guy whose got mommy issues
G: Ha-ha, good one, that was such a lame joke
At least I'm not a stupid video game hoax!
H: You bum off of servers as if you were homeless
G: All I do is destroy so why would I want my own, bitch?
Griefing is an art, I find a canvas and paint
H: Well you can call it an art, but that will not get you laid!
I'm gonna pick up some obsidian and cover you up
G: But you're the one with a face only a mother could love!
I leave debris in my wake
H: I leave emotional scars
G: If you come across disaster
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OURS!

Chorus:
H: Mirror, mirror, on the wall
G: Whose the baddest of them all?
H: You don't have to say
G: Cuz I already know
It's Me! H: No, me!
NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
H: Mirror, mirror, tell me now
G: Whose the baddest cat in town?
H: You can kiss my ass!
G: And you can suck my balls!
YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
Outro:
G: Hey, what are you doing here, punk? scram!
???: I'm the Admin...
G: Oh...shit...

(Griefer and Herobrine are disconnected)