Banjo and Kazookie, Bear and Bird
The strangest pair which you've ever heard
A formidable Duo, nonetheless
Who must put their wits to the test
When the witch Gruntilda captures little Tooty
In the hopes of absorbing her youth and beauty
This is their story

They climbed Mumbo's Mountain
Just like it was nothing
Beakbusted every single ugly grublin
Picked up some notes
Now they're making music
Met up with Bottles
And they learned some new tricks

Helped out Chimpy, the hungry monkey
Stole Conga's oranges and now he's grumpy
Head to Munbo's Hat for some Shaman tricks
WHOA this had better not be permanent!

Catch some rays and hit the waves
In Treasure Trove Cove, there's plenty
They'll plunder pirate ships
Till every single
Treasure chest is empty!
They found a magical sand castle
And turned the Captain's Sadness into laughter
Collected Jigsaws and saved every Jinjo
From the sharp teeth of Snacker

Then they took a dive down
Where the water's murky
And the broken air vents
Aren't quite working
That's where they found
A poor chump named Clanker
A mechanical whale
With an unbreakable anchor

They broke him free
But they almost drowned
Luckily there were a couple more
Jiggies they found
And then Clanker thanked them
For the help they gave
But even after they left
They both stank for days

Pull up your socks
And throw your boots on
Next trip that we take
Is to Bubblegloop Swamp
Where piranhas bite
And the mosquitos sting
And you can make a living house
Out of anything
Learned a couple new tunes
From the TipTup choir
And ate more Yumblies than Mr. Vile
That was easy as pie
But the game's not done
99 problems, but a frog ain't one

Take a sleigh ride into Freezzeezy Peak
Don't jump into the water
Or you'll freeze easily
Put up the lights and Turn the Christmas tree on
Kill some evil snowmen
With Kazookie's beak bomb

It's the only place where
It's Christmas all year
Grab some presents and spread the cheer
Climb up high and try not to fall
Then head to Mumbo Jumbo's
And you'll turn into
A walrus...really? a walrus?

In Gobi's Valley, magic carpets float
Congested Sphinxes need to blow their nose

Beware the temples and the ancient tombs
Of King Sandybutt where you will face your doom
Walk with caution upon the sand
Because you might get caught
By a mummified hand
Mad Monster Mansion is full of scares
This is no place for a bird and a bear
It's a spooky house
Full of ghouls and ghosts
Gravestones come to life
If you get too close

Pay a visit to Mubmbo
And become a pumpkin
And if you're brave enough
Go toilet spelunking
Play some notes on the haunted organ
But don't disturb Napper
While he's snoring

Climb aboard the old Rusty Bucket
Where the water's polluted
And the waste is toxic
If you take a swim
You won't be able to breathe
Oh. don't forget to fight the giant TNT

Snacker's back, better watch your back
Don't approach the shipmates
Or they'll attack
Watch your step in the engine room
Because a lot of things
On this ship go boom

There's ice to skate
Pretty flowers in bloom
Where the rain come down
And the leaves fall too
In the Click Clock Woods
Time really flies by
Become a bumble bee
And the limit's the sky

Hungry squirrels will drive you nuts
Feed this eagle some worms
Friendly beavers will give you stuff
Everything's great in this
Wonderful nature world

You two dimwits are no match for me
Taste my magical wrath
At least we are not fat and ugly
Kiss my feathery ass!
All their travels have come to this
The Bear and Bird must fight the witch
Or Tooty will suffer a hideous fate
Summon the magical Jinjos they saved