[Verse 1: Zach Boucher & Nic Duchene]
Used to be the one, so restless
Heartbreaks and heartaches
My start is vengeance
So I'll start to pick you off and make you regret this
Using myself as a bullet, PK Thunder is reckless
I just know I'm the best and I'm the leader of the overpowered
You know me, when I devour power just to make it ours
And when I PK Starstorm to make it shower
You cowards are getting back kicked down to EarthBound
(I used to understand the meaning of completing Classic Mode
But I won't even try to go and show the world
That you're not beating the only kid you're treating wrong
Every time that you see me, gone
All these powers that I'm leaving on, 'til I defeat them all
I swear I'll defeat them all)
These PK powers inside won't tarnish until we fall
(Baseball hat and bat, I'll home run this brawl
I'll home run them all
No, fuck you, it's on!)
Lemme show you how we both work
Shoot us with your bullets Fox, you really think that'll hurt?
Down B until I absorb all the bullets on earth
And Up B and hit myself on any planet or surface, it's working
(Yeah! But Lucas don't forget the fire
Burn them to a crisp)
And we always do what we desire
And show damage
(Always have the advantage)
Blast them right off the planet
And that is just how we manage
[Verse 2: Mackatron]
Well you should be stopping at that
Shoot me with anything just know I will be shooting it back
Down B and deflect
I'll leave you all in a mess
Just be ready when you never see me come to attack
And FIRE!
Cause that's all that I spit
As quickly as zip
You never saw it coming to this
A back and a flip
Hit you with that upper hand kick
Watching you fly all over the motherfucking screen that you hit
Never been pissed
But you're always asking for more
Back and forth, I'll bag you when you're actually a corpse
You're laughing remorse
When I always laugh at the score
Knocking you out
And then I'll be the last in the war
So now that we're sore
Yet, you've tempted the greatest
A laser gun is all I need to blast in your face
And laugh when you say it was an accident
Saying that you actually didn't mean to do that
And GAME
[Verse 3: NemRaps]
When you see Donkey Kong
Know you lost from the get go
Look at your arms, do you even lift bro?
You say I'm going bananas but I don't feel ya
I kill ya! What's a monkey to a gorilla?
Cause I'm dashing attacking them
Then I'm jabbing the abdomen
Then I laugh at them
Slapping them, whack them, drag them and tackle them
Attacking them, grabbing them
Then I throw them like a javelin
Babbling opponents get smacked for bragging, acting masculine
Battling this OG? Homie, you're history
King Kong ain't got shit on me!

[Verse 4: ShueTube]
It's Toon Link
All these other stupid dudes stink
They're too weak, so screw Sheik
Screw Miis, screw Peach, screw every other character you'll soon see
You try to pursue me, you will end up losing
I throw a few things, my boomerang and bombs
Watch out the boom stings
My sword will shank when drawn
Tricks up these two sleeves
My bow's got range, it's long
I'm way too strong
So you should probably choose me
[Verse 5: Lyrical Gamer]
F A to the L C O
I spit inventive venom when I hit them with this flow
When I get into the show
My incentive as you know
Is to kill them with precision then descend them to below (get some)
When you are messing with my team
Fox and Falco feast on fighters forcing foes to flee the scene
Forming fire for these fiends
Forever finish first it seems
Even Kirby couldn't fathom fiercer figures in a land of dreams
And all my kicks they pack a punch
Just one jab to Captain Falcon demotes his rank to Cap'n Crunch
More than one is just too much
Cause I'm the only falcon captain captivating captions over this inadequate bunch
See I'm too good it's fatal like an overdose on medicine
Never better than a clever weathered veteran
And the only reason Samus fights without her power suit is in hopes to get a feel upon this feathered skin

[Verse 6: Adam Purski]
You wonder what the real reason why you can't sleep?
Nightmare of Dreamland, bitch that's me!
Don't verse me, you're like Kirby, you suck
Steal from others, that's the only bars you drop
Daylight is what you see when it's fight time
You've met a knight who'll black you out to your nighttime
Never trade my craft from the woodshop, I'm built up
Diss me? Screw you, get the Drill Rush
I'm feeling real cut, player
Ripped bodies like the opponents of Isai
Sorry, not sorry when I do this to your favorite
Scratch them and cut them as if I'm DJ AM
W-We give you the drama, we (n)intend, doe
You can't see me, see? Nah, take your skills to the John, bro
O.D. on my ways when I split you in half, stereosonic
So quit, this game ain't for hoggin'

[Verse 7: Josh Diamond]
So my name is Pikachu
Who the fuck are you?
You stepping up to me? Well good luck, dude
I am lightning, call me Zeus
So watch out bitch I'm coming through
For you there is no winning this fight
I'm with your girl, we smashed all night
I'm aiming now, you're in my sight
A single hit and you'll take flight
Right off the screen with my Down B
My attacks are too quick to see
I am the best you must agree
Cute as can be but don't let that deceive
I'm the toughest brawler on the scene
Dropping bars with an electric charge
Soon you'll see how fucked you are
Soon you'll realize who's in charge, it's me

[Verse 8: Allie Courmier]
So lemme charge up the heat
Like what the hell is defeat?
Been blasting action with passion
So never step up to me
Side missiles because it's Samus
Watch me doing some damage
Give 100% 'til I send you right off this planet
Still wondering how I manage
I'm basically what you need
Super armor to power and bring you down to your knees
Dropping bombs on the scene
No one is finishing me
Watching me how I do
Up B, right then and peace, like what

[Verse 9: NoneLikeJoshua]
Survival of the quickest
I'm sickest, I carried SEGA on my back and still get lifted
You know it's Sonic, I'm charging and faster than Fox
I stomp them, I taunt them, and ha! Got 'em
You bitches sinking, I Spring Jump
Get my rings up
When I speed up
Every other player never gonna keep up
Hit and runner, then I burn the rubber
And you sit and wonder, while I'm spinning under
Yeah you know I spit it like no other
No lag when I roll grab
And I'm so fast they so slow that
It seems like they just hold back
Your ass is grass, I pass and dash
Your last attack was wack
I rap and slap you back to Super Smash '99 and laugh
Cuz I ain't no flash

[Verse 10: Brad Knauber]
Well y'all can just call me the angel of death
Pull up on that Lloid rocket
You're seeing the look on my face and you're wishing we hadn't met (terrifying)
Just wait 'til I get out the net (but why is he smiling?!)
The sinister Villager must be messed up in the head (I sneak up in silence!)
And you even notice 'til you're seeing red (RED)
And now I'm just digging a hole
But once you're inside, you'll look up
And you'll feel something crushing your skull, yeah that's a bowling ball (yeah that's a bowling ball)
One thing you should know is don't cross this animal
Just wait 'til I plant a tree
Won't get nothing from me but pure apathy
Yeah the way that I do it is surgically, medically
I know I'm smiling, but I am your enemy

[Verse 11: JT Machinima]
It's the attack of the Pac
Getting back on a rap, gonna murder the track
Smacking my lips after grabbing a snack
Never getting full, got a habit of that
You know Ms. Pac? I'm gonna hit that
When I finish every single Pac tic-tac
Get out of my path
Show me where the fruit at!
They say I'm too good? I'm just too Pac
I'm the OG, born in 1980
In the age of arcade, my father Iwatani made me
I'm from the second dimension, that's what I'll be representin'
You wanna get on my level, that's where I'm known as a legend
Got my power pellet power now I'll gobble you down
I'm a gluttonous monster who's always chomping around
So when you're playing Smash, you better ask for the Pac-Man
I'm a retro revival, but all my rivals are has-beens

[Verse 12: Trickywi]
I summon Phantom Slashes
And my dear, that's half the battle
I laugh when I get you rattled
Side B and I'm sure that that'll take you by surprise
Until the Wind of Farore takes me
Tracking down your coordinates
And knocking you out in your place
Please, follow my steps
Unless you wanna be dead
Hit B and I will deflect projectiles coming up ahead, hits you instead
So this is dire until I summon Din's Fire
I am burning competitions
Your lives have been expired

[Verse 13: Mat4yo]
The Hero-King is zeroing his targets
You'll hear a "zing" once the fear I bring is harnessed
So, "everyone, please watch me" as I sit atop my throne
Call me Marth Vader, marching to attack with my clones
I wield the Falchion as an Emblem of the Fire that I rap to
ジェンダー流体の噂を通して波ダッシュ
I'm Lord Class, screwing you like middle school kids
'Bout to give them circumcisions when I stick in just the tip

[Verse 14: YungTown]
You wanna challenge what you cannot touch
My stamina's intangible
Each combatant will be battered up
And stomped into a chasm
Nothing can be done about my style is far beyond miraculous
I'll cap it off by smacking you with a maddening (FALCON PUNCH)
The chemistry of fear willfully disappears
You'll go deaf from the irritable whispy in your ear
Electricity in the limbs, muscular dystrophy exists
That's something you'll experience no matter the percent
I never send out my condolence
When I go in ferociously poking opponents with volatile motions both brisk and explosive
I mix kicks like an alchemist
Battles shall be emasculate
And once it's over all you will know who the Falcon is!

[Verse 15: VideoGameRapBattles]
Let me charge the cannon that you asked for
I'm blasting your back for it
And laughing when that pours
40% restored
When Lucas absorbs
All the power that was yours
Until it comes back, then bashing him
Almost like back and forth
I'm Megaman with all sorts of deadly weapons
To force you off the stage
And then torch you, harder than ever before
So watch out, it's coming towards you
Metal gears that deport you
Outta my sight to shorten
That life span of yours, dude

[Verse 16: DefMatch]
You don't wanna battle me
It's just bad for your health
And there's so many different games
That I've been in here needing help
Because this silhouette will turn you to a shadow of your former self
And no one else is coming to help you
Until they ring the bell
This is not a conversation
Best bring your chute, 'til you taste the pavement
I was hand-held before your hands held anything
Absorbing energy then I throw oil on my enemies
Game and Watcher
I came to pop yah
Get Judged by the gavel, I smash impostors
Fresh out the frying pan, the fireman
I hit you with the key to the city, quiet retirement
Don't mean to trouble you
It's G.W. coming through
I'm taming players with my chairs
What the heck are you gon' do?
They're calling you on your celly
Smashing you into jelly
You know that nobody's ready, I spray chemicals heavy
I will take on the populous
Team up, you're still not stopping this
I hold the torch, set the map ablaze
Everybody throw your hands if you're all in pain, okay?
2-dimensional essential to the roster
So feel the cost of battle when I'm stepping up to toss
Yah, look into my eyes
They're as dark as the rest of me
Deadly
I'm never beat

[Outro: Shofu]
"Man, Ness is the freshest character in Smash Bros. He's always matching from head to toe, all right? He got the red shoes on with the red and blue hat, the blue jeans...uh, blue jean shorts, he got the yellow and blue shirt, you feel me? And he got the backpack on. Don't forget about the backpack with the buckles on them, woo! My boy Ness fresh as fuck, goddamn!"