[Intro]
(Like a Sloth)

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the jungle, hope you're ready for war
We've been taking over while the predators snore
Fresh out the cage, here to settle a score
And when I'm not in battle then I'm getting adored
Inherited the planet when humanity vanished
Guessed that happened when I took a nap in the branches
Don't be quick to judge, what we lack in speed
We make up for with the fact that we're packing heat
Check it, my swag level's at the max
Leave it up to a sloth to bring fashion back
My hat's so fancy, put me in Vogue
I come strutting down the catwalk, striking a pose
I've evolved from sloth to monster
Knock you on your ass like a shot of vodka
Animal control, what's their number?
I just saw a sloth with a rocket launcher
Run for cover, that's a recommendation
All our friends are coming - we sent out invitations
Mom's on my back like
What's that noise?
Don't be a drag, it's the
Beastly Boys
Swing around a lightsaber like a Jedi
You can call me Aaron Burr, I'm a deadeye
You and my machete oughtta keep in touch
Let's get buffet
At Pizza Hutt
[Chorus]
I chow, like a sloth
I plow, like a sloth
Wild out, like a sloth
I'll be holdin' it down
Proud, like a sloth
With style, like a sloth
And I smile, like a sloth
Never wearing a frown
I'm loud, like a sloth
On the prowl, like a sloth
I devour, like a sloth
No one can ever doubt
I'm downing pizzas by the box
I'll crown myself like I'm the boss
(Like a Sloth)

[Verse 2]
Sloth - the greatest sin of them all
We'll hit you even harder than a kick in the balls
Lady sloths cannot keep their paws off us
Probably cause they know what a hoverboard costs us
You can never handle a mammal like me
I think I even got Chewbacca in my family tree
Time to get your ass acquainted with my laser
Fuck the motherfuckers saying that we're endangered
Fall to your knees before my sloth army
Brought enough ruckus to rock your block party
Rolling as a pack, with primitive instincts
Just like Backstreet, we keep in NSync
We're not a boyband, that shit stinks
It's time to leave these species extinct
If you're not a sloth, it's time to die
You can just say, Bye Bye Bye Bye
For the last time, we're not a boyband
C'mon, Snugglez, you got us annoyed, man
But we could use some harmony
Do we have to?
Come on, get on your feet
[Bridge]
Three toes, with one beating heart
We've been best friends, from the start
Can someone cut that part?

[Chorus]
I chow, like a sloth
I plow, like a sloth
Wild out, like a sloth
I'll be holdin' it down
Proud, like a sloth
With style, like a sloth
And I smile, like a sloth
Never wearing a frown
I'm loud, like a sloth
On the prowl, like a sloth
I devour, like a sloth
No one can ever doubt
I'm downing pizzas by the box
I'll crown myself like I'm the boss
(Like a Sloth)

[Bridge]
I see in your future, fortuitous fortune
Damn, really?!?
No, just a lot of pizza and Pepto Bismol
Fuck yeah!
[Verse 3]
I got a ravenous appetite
Papa John's, anyone?
Get a stack of pies!
Can we add a side?
I would have some fries
What about the crust with the cheese packed inside?
Yo Domino's delivers!
That's the baddest kind
But all the local shops close up after 9
We need 3 at least
Get the massive size
How many calories?
Don't make me laugh, you guys
*Ding Dong*
Who's that?
Yo I ordered online
Motherfucker, I don't want any anchovies on mine
Did we get any veggie? Pepperoni is fine
You know it's all about the dough
Bitch throw me a slice
I like'em crusty, but equally greasy
I bring the spice, cause I'm a saucy beastie
Yo 3-Toe that joke was cheesy
We need Pepto Bismol
Believe me
My diet's causing complications
I'd be fine if not for constipation
I love this pizza, I'll be damned if I quit
Literally, I
Can't give a shit
Sorry kids, this isn't a Disney movie
We got the beast but we dropped the beauty
We'll blast your ass with shotguns and uzis
This is a problem, I can't drop a dookie

[Chorus]
I chow, like a sloth
I plow, like a sloth
Wild out, like a sloth
I'll be holdin' it down
Proud, like a sloth
With style, like a sloth
And I smile, like a sloth
Never wearing a frown
I'm loud, like a sloth
On the prowl, like a sloth
I devour, like a sloth
No one can ever doubt
I'm downing pizzas by the box
I'll crown myself like I'm the boss
(Like a Sloth)

[Outro]