[Cromulons Head]
Show me what you got!

[Morty Smith]
Oh no Rick! the Cromulons are back again!

[Rick Sanchez]
Oh wow Morty, Th-th-that's uncanny
It's almost as if two pathetic Youtube guys
Decided to make their own musical tribute
To "Rick and Morty's Adventures"
An-And they couldn't think of a more original way
To start the song

[Morty Smith]
Wait- What are you talking about?!

[Rick Sanchez]
Nevermind

[Morty Smith]
Th-That doesn't even make sense!

[Rick Sanchez]
Morty and MC Bulldops are back in the hizzy!
All my Gip Glops- All my Glip Glops put your
Hands in the air!
Morty, Morty- Drop me a fat beat!
[Morty Smith]
Okay Rick!

(Verse one)

[Rick Sanchez]
Represtin' Earth C-137
Y-You won't get a better-
Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension
[Galactic Federation P.A.]
ARREST HIM!
HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET OF GALACTIC OFFENSES!
[Rick Sanchez]
None of which were sexual
Everybody consented
(Burp)
I get up in the morning
Pull my Morty out of bed
[Morty Smith]
Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close to ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves?
THAT MESSED WITH MY HEAD!

[Rick Sanchez]
Yeah
That was dark (burp)
It's in the past though Morty
I'm gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly
[Morty Smith]
NO WAY! I was a victim of a "Jelly Bean" Predator!
[Rick Sanchez]
Think of it this way Morty
You're just building more character
[Jerry Smith]
Beth, lets be serious
Your fathers off his rocker
[Rick Sanchez]
I've got no regrets Jerry
But I can't speak for my daughter
[Summer Smith]
OH MY GOD! THIS FAMILY'S SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT
[Rick Sanchez]
Nobody asked you Summer
Come back when you become relevant

[Prince Nebulon]
You have the formula for Dark Matter
Hand it to me!
[Rick Sanchez]
Check between my ass cheeks
If you want the recipe (eww)
Shock you like a mind fuck
Call it "Inception"
Just like Scary Terry
[Scary Terry]
I'M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH!

[Morty Smith]
Oh Hi Jessica!
[Rick Sanchez]
Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices
[Morty Smith]
Why would anyone need anymore than that Rick?
[Rick Smith]
Morty, trust me
Your gonna get bored of that quick
DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT!

(Chorus x2)
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(Verse Two)

[Morty Sanchez]
I got to go to school Rick
That's what my parents say
[Rick Sanchez]
Shut up Morty
You don't have friends there anyway
[Morty Smith]
Well at least when I had a kid
I stuck around!
[Rick Sanchez]
You raised him pretty well
HE DESTROYED THE WHOLE FUCKIN' TOWN!

[Rick Sanchez]
A sexbot, Morty?
That's the best you can do?
You needed me to get Jessica interested in you
[Morty Smith]
Well- don't forget
You couldn't make it work out with Unity
Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks!
[Mr. Meeseeks]
LOOK AT ME!

[Morty Smith]
I'M FED UP WITH ALWAYS GETTING TAKEN FOR GRANTED
I SHOULD HAD KILLED YOUR ASS AT THE FESTIVAL
BACK ON PURGE PLANET!
[Rick Sanchez]
Whoa Morty, I'm impressed
That was pretty Harsh
[Morty Smith]
Sorry, Rick
I gotta lay off the Yummy Yum's bars
[Rick Sanchez]
It's all good little man
My homies got our back!
Bird Person
Squanchy
Even Reverse Giraffe!
(Scream)
Just a parasite, its under control
[Mr. Poopybutthole]
Good job, Rick!
[Rick Sanchez]
Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole

(Chorus x2)
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[Rick Sanchez]
YEAHH
Rick And Morty-
Morty And Rick-
Track Number-Number two
NUMERO DOS!
YEAHH!
This is our song
MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[Morty Smith]
Morty on the mic
And I'm high on Purgenol
I'll set fire to this track
Before I fucking burn you all!
You know I may not be smart
But I've got a lot of Heart
I make all the tough calls like the time I killed Fart
[Rick Sanchez]
Yeah Morty, we'll do-
We'll do whatever it costs
To get the Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce!
Even it if means calling in Seal Team Ricks
Just kidding
LICK MY BALLS YOU TALENTLESS DICKS!

[Morty Smith]
I'm the one true Morty
And that's a fact
Alone we aren't much;
But we are strong as a pack!
I'm the Mortiest Morty
And that makes me pretty awesome
[Rick Sanchez]
Careful
A cocky Morty can lead to some real problems
Lets take a break at Blips And Chitz!
Watchin' Ball Fondlers
Its the shit!
Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick!
Kalaxian Crystals!
Give me a hit!

[Morty Smith]
I survived Anatomy Park
Get on my level!
[Rick Sanchez]
I made Satan my bitch
Now he calls me the Devil
[Morty Smith]
Portal Hoppin' every day
[Rick Sanchez]
It's my favorite hobby
[Squanchy]
Shut the door! [Ugh- Gross!]
Can't you see that I'm Squanching?!
[Rick Sanchez]
You couldn't trick me with a Million-layered Simulation
Guess who collapsed The Galast-Galactic Federation
I've got a solution for any bad situation (burp)
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation

(Chorus x2)
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