[Intro]
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-la-la

[Refrain]
Ski-ba-da-boo-biddly-bow
Ba-ba-da-ba-bop-biddly-boy
Ya-ba-ba-da-ba-da-babbla-ba
Ski-ba-da-badop-biddly-ban
A-ra-pa-pa-diddle-yiddly-bee
Ya-pa-ba-da-yup-dub-dabbly-dee, ah-pa

[Verse 1]
Take a sip of this, I'm an itty-bitty Cuphead
One sentence in, I've already made a pun, yep
Picking up steam, wonder why they call me "Hothead"
Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt
Yes, I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset
I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?
Step in front of my finger gun and you drop dead
Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless
They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet
I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it
You can never touch this, but you can kick the bucket
I'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted
Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman
You don't really wanna get your head busted
I'm a dirty dish who needs a rough scrubbin'
After doing these devilish deeds (Goddamn!)
I'll stop this train even if it's haunted
"Where's my ship?" Sorry, just sunk it (Gah!)
Hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches
Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions (Wah!)
Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'
Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin' (Woah)
Unless all you wanna end up dead
You do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said (Ha)
[Pre-Chorus]
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said, nyah

[Chorus]
You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bi-ba-di-bi-bitty-bill

[Verse 2]
Any line that you happen to draw is a line I'll be stepping across
Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws
Have you had your coffee yet? 'Cause I'm off of the walls
My demons need some exorcise
A little caffeine oughta get 'em energized
Will we ever get to Heaven when we die?
Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives
Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out
I'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Mickey Mouse
I'll kick his ass, then I'll knock Walt Disney out
I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth ("Oh, no!")
My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though
I'll go all in when the rest all fold
Looks like I'm on the last straw, so
Better tell the Devil, "Th-that-th-that's all folks!"
[Pre-Chorus]
Come see what we been brewin'
Something to keep ya movin'
Must be the beat I'm boomin'
Hit me with that funky music
How do we keep on groovin'?
One could say we been juicin'
Beepin'-boopin', Looney Tune-in'
Time for you to face the music

[Chorus]
You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bi-ba-di-bi-bitty-bill

[Bridge]
I feel like the holy grail (La-la)
Just hope I don't go to Hell (La-la)
If so, that won't go so well (La-la)
I've been bad, but no one tell (La-la)
I'm much more than just a cup (La-la)
Raise a toast and pick me up (La-la)
Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke (La-la-la)
[Verse 3]
'Cause I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging from
I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun
Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun
"You two, do my bidding!" Done and done!
I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled
After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle
When I'm stuck up shit's creek without a paddle
And just imagine, the glass is half full

[Chorus]
You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bi-ba-di-bi-bitty-bill