[Intro]
Haha, now I know why you call yourselves the "Master Race"
'Cause, damn you bastards, can run like hell, hahaha!
[Verse 1]
Nazis must be masochists (why?), because they asked for this (oh)
I'm B.J. Blazkowicz, the opposite of pacifist (wo)
I came to cleanse the planet of oppressive savages
The Statue of Liberty has the only ass I'd kiss (damn)
I came to shake the game up, make the water choppy (wow)
First I need some wheels, man I'm feeling really wobbly (uuh)
But I'm rolling with the punches, just like my papa taught me
I'm like a new colossus: got up and started walking
Somebody tell the Führer to call off his paparazzi
We're not big fans of propaganda, because we are not sheep (argh)
Watch me drop each Nazi like an awfully hot pot of coffee
That's a lot of blood for one body
If you got a problem, bitch, then call mommy (aaa)
Frau, help it's Terror-Billy! That's right I'll scare ya, silly
A nation tainted with your hatred makes it very filthy (die)
Aw shit, did I trigger you, bigot?
When I slit your neck open and let it spit like a spigot?
[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'll plant this axe in your face, slash out your throat
Bash in your skull, snap every bone
Crackshot - your heads pop and explode
Soaked in Nazi blood head to toe
[Chorus 1]
I gotta believe in a world
Where Nazis are not on top
And the people are heard
Call off this holocaust
Do you remember when this torch was burning brighter?
Must be a sign that now's the time to stoke the fire
[Verse 2]
I don't know why you Nazis rally behind this fuckin' blowfish
Sit down and listen to this strictly clinical diagnosis
Mr. Hitler - a sadistic little rager (aah)
Psychopathic, bitchy narcissistic dictator (aaw)
Disposition of a little child with belligerent behavior (ehehe)
But he'll shit and piss himself before he gets me into danger
I got this toilet paper with some swastikas on 'em
So if you got to wipe your bottom - not a problem, I brought 'em
I can prescribe you cyanide, gotta swallow all of 'em
And if I knew Adolf's father, I would've bought his some condoms
Oh thank God I'm not a chip off the block
'Cause I'm not the man that my father was
My mama's gone but not all is lost
I'm in a holocaust and it's gotta stop
I don't wanna, but if I gotta drop a bomb
I'll do it, not a qualm
Listen to my gritty-inner monologue
The new colossus has gotten up
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Cannons ignite, melt down your skin
Shatter your spine, ripped limb from limb
Swallow your pride, might make you choke
You should get that milkshake to go
[Chorus 2]
I want freedom
Give me liberty or give me death, let's get even
I'm in deep but I keep my head, and I'll lead 'em
Run on empty 'til the engine's dead
I want - what
I said, I want - what
I said, I want - what
I said, I want freedom now
[Verse 3]
Mama told me, "Grow up to be anything you want, kid."
Won't become a racist motherfucker like my pop did
I left for the army and I went to war undaunted
If you got a problem, make like a nuke and drop it
Got a date with death, but damn, it's made me all the wiser
Turning dirty Nazi Germans into fertilizer
Any final words? Every single time it's "scheisse"
I don't call it crime if you're a Hitler-sympathizer
Try to put me down like a dog who got the rabies
Soon you'll see the animal if you go near my babies
Call myself a gentleman, I'd never hit lady
General Engel doesn't count - that bitch is fucking crazy
[Chorus 1]
I gotta believe in a world
Where Nazis are not on top
And the people are heard
Call off this holocaust
Do you remember when this torch was burning brighter?
Must be a sign that now's the time to stoke the fire