[Intro: Neebs & Thick]
Ladies and Gentlemen! What you're hearing now is the canned keyboard sounds of Thick44

W-What?

I bet you next we're going to hear the clap machine!

Maybe?

Thick44, give us the clap!

I don't think you know what you're saying

Everybody wants the clap!

Nobody wants the clap!

You probably downloaded these sounds off of some cheap... music download site

No, this is expensive equipment, why are you saying this?

I don't want the audience to get their hopes too high for this song

But it's going to be a good song!

Maybe
[Verse 1: Neebs]
Fired up ARK in the character creator
Made me hella tall, hella big
Looking like a terminator

First name Neebs
Last name Gaming
Middle name Taming
Neebs Taming Gaming!

[Verse 2: Neebs]
So I spawn in the North, something's eating my face
So I spawn in the South, something's eating my face
So I spawn in the West, something's eating my face
Can anybody tell me what's going on with this place!?

Finally wake up on a pretty safe beach
Looking for some friends and a little something to eat
Gotta get some wood, so I'm beating some trees
Ain't nobody gonna harvest thatch better than me!

[Verse 3: Neebs]
Campfire, hide slacks
Slingshot, I got that
Windmill, not yet
Seriously, it takes a long time to make that!
Eight hours later, and I'm looking pretty tight;
Got a chair, couple arrows, and a little bit of hide
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right
I'm a survivor evolved ya'll; I'm ready to fight!

[Chorus: JT Music]
I see the sun rising, with hope is it bringing
And on that horizon, the Dodos are singing
And whether I'm flying, or climbing, or sinking
I feel like defying the threat of extinction!

Through thunder and lightning, I stand here unblinking
I'll wipe out the Dinos who think I'm for eating
A fighter distinctive, survival instinctive
If you've got the fight, I'm to bring it!

[Verse 4]
I'm a Survivor Evolved
I just made 16 stonewalls
And now I can't move at all
Like a Survivor Evolved (Yeah!)

Now I got a tribe and we're looking pretty mean
Got a pink Pteranodon level 116
Got some gators at my base; one name Wendy, one named Steve
Gigasaurus coming for us. (Giga who) Giga please!
[Verse 5]
We heading to the forest
I know he looking for us
We lost him but it turns out we found a Tyrannosaurus

I ain't stickin' round, this is gonna be a slaughter
Head back to the beach, then I jump into the water
Had a feeling I was right; pretty sure that I was wrong
I was in deep water, now I'm in a Megalodon

[Chorus: JT Music]
I see the sun rising, with hope is it bringing
And on that horizon, the Dodos are singing
And whether I'm flying, or climbing, or sinking
I feel like defying the threat of extinction!

Through thunder and lightning, I stand here unblinking
I'll wipe out the Dinos who think I'm for eating
A fighter distinctive, survival instinctive
If you've got the fight, I'm to bring it!

[Bridge: Neebs]
Just when you thought your expectations couldn't get any lower; some sick bars from Thick44!

Thanks?

[Verse 6: Thick44]
Real deal, ain't nobody stuntin' like Thick44
Got a level 80 Carno at my front door
I ain't gonna run though
Gonna have some fun yo
Cash me outside with my new assault rifle

Raid me, and you're making a mistake
Fire Wyvern named Bernie turn your tribe into steak
Run out
Gun out
Imma blow your lung out
Titanboa coming at me like Jordan with the tongue out

On my Argentavis and I'm picking him up
I got a grill with his name on it back at my hut
If I poop, then it's probably coming out of my butt
Yo Skull, get up on this hook and tell them what's up!

[Chorus: JT Music]
I see the sun rising, with hope is it bringing
And on that horizon, the Dodos are singing
And whether I'm flying, or climbing, or sinking
I feel like defying the threat of extinction!

Through thunder and lightning, I stand here unblinking
I'll wipe out the Dinos who think I'm for eating
A fighter distinctive, survival instinctive
If you've got the fight, I'm to bring it!