[Intro]
Skullkruncher, you don't know why Hayabusa's the best?
I guess I'll just have to tell ya
(Oh god, not another obnoxiously high-pitched song)

[Chorus]
Oh, Hayabusa
It's just not what you're use'ta
Goodbye ya' losa', I'm just too cool for you
Come on now, Hayabusa
My rank is gonna boost up
'Cause Hayabusa
Will make my dreams come true

[Verse 1]
Everybody now
Hut, two, three, four
All the people on this map down on the floor
Because I'm gonna take the Halo world by storm, hee-hee
I'm super cool because I wear Hayabusa
(I have that armor, but I just don't choose ta)
Too bad, I rule (It's sad, you tool)
I'm just too cool for school, yes sir
(That armor will not make you any better)
Grandma, I'm sorry that I didn't wear your sweater
(Somebody put this noob back in his place)
I'll take you out and drop a T-bad in yo face
[Chorus]
With Hayabusa
It's just not what you're use'ta
Goodbye ya' losa', I'm just too cool for you
Come on now, Hayabusa
My rank is gonna boost up
'Cause Hayabusa
Will make my dreams come true

[Verse 2]
Now I look even more handsome than George Clooney
(And this here noob just got more Looney)
Skullkruncher13, you don't understand
The Hayabusa Armor is the armor of a man
Dee-dee-deedeedeedee-dee, dee-dee, deedeedoodoo
Boopap-boopap-boopap-adapa
(Did you just seriously hum your own anthem?)
That's my fanfare for my own band
(Come on, I don't even have one of those, man)
If you wanna be like me, listen up now, friend!
(Oh sweet, good god, here we go again!)

[Chorus]
Oh, Hayabusa
It's just not what you're use'ta
Goodbye ya' losa', I'm just too cool for you
Come on now, Hayabusa
My rank is gonna boost up
'Cause Hayabusa
Will make my dreams come true
[Verse 3]
I have a katana on my back
I will kick your whole team in the butt
(You can't even use your katana, kid)
Well I wouldn't say that, 'cause your mama did
(Does anyone else here feel my pain?)
It's one-for-all, and we're all the same!
(You noobs are worse than any headlights)
'Cause you're in the Noob's Paradise
(What do you noobs possibly have planned)
We're gonna take you down with our Hayabusa Clan!
(Good luck with that, I'm gonna go offline)
You know, the trim on these shoulders is very refined
(Hayabusa drove you noobs right out of your minds)
Sing the chorus of this one more time

[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, okay, come on you guys, chill out
It is just Hayabusa Armor, there's nothing special about it, okay?
Can you guys just relax?
Thank you

[Chorus]
Oh, Hayabusa
It's just not what you're use'ta
Goodbye ya' losa', I'm just too cool for you
Come on now, Hayabusa
My rank is gonna boost up
'Cause Hayabusa
Will make my dreams come true
[Chorus]
Oh, Hayabusa (Hayabusa)
It's just not what you're use'ta (Hayabusa)
Goodbye ya' losa', I'm just too cool for you (Hayabusa)
(Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha)
Come on now, Hayabusa (Hayabusa)
My rank is gonna boost up (Hayabusa)
'Cause Hayabusa (Hayabusa)
Will make my dreams come true (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)