[Intro]
It's Skullkruncher, bitch!

[Verse 1]
What is this? A COD disc? I'm thinkin' no
Unless I want my evening to freakin' blow
And don't give me Cherry Coke, you know that drink is old
Come on, I want a Monster, and make it cold
Take the whole can down with a power chug
Log on to Halo, and now you're fucked
Out of luck when you power up your Xbox
Your first mistake was when you turned it on
Do not get cocky, you won't hold your title
Suck on this, bitch, it's the Focus Rifle
Always on point, it'll own you, sniped (Oh!)
But this is the beginning so don't get stifled
When I'm up in the game, you gotta scram because
You're a pussy noob who needs to use camoflauge
It only proves you gotta hide what kinda man you are
And if I catch you camp? Then damn, it's on!
I'll grab my shotgun, and shove it up your ass
I'm on top of your back and you can't counter attack
Out of the black, you'll be yappin' as I'm snappin' your neck
Laughin' at you as I muzzle you with my nutsack
Haven't had enough yet? (Nope)
Should I go pack up my jet (Yep)
Strap it on my back, track your ass down and let
My grenades tumble in and fuck you up first
I did some work, now you learned why your XP hurts
So get yourself together, pick your favorite perk
Your class doesn't matter, 'cause you will all get merked
(Get merked!)
[Verse 2]
Check your Arena status, you're in last, I know
I'm at level Onyx, and you could not get Gold
Call me the Skullhunter, I'm an MLG pro
And that's why I'm the one rackin' up Skullamanjaros
The DMR? Fo' sho', this gun is tight
It's got heavy flow (So it needs a tampon, right?)
Lock and load that shit and get your head in my sights
One shot off the dome, and out go your lights
So hold on tight to your man-boobs
I got a Plasma Launcher that'll paint you blue
Sticky Grenades all over your face (Haha, you got screwed!)
Check out the kill feed dude, I'm headline news
The Plasma Repeater is clearly just not for you
I'll admit you're cute when you try to sprint and shoot
But please don't attack when I'm in Armorlock use
I'll send an EMP blast, so try not to
You spit and gag when I let my sack drag on you
But don't blame the lag when I lay T-bags on you

[Chorus]
'Cause this is Halo: Reach, I'll teach you what's up
Just like in Halo 3, you'll all be skullkrunched
With luck, you'll run 'cause I'll make a joke of you punks
The punchline is when you end up in chunks
Now this game ain't the same as Halo 3
But I will still be a pain when you play with me
(In Halo: Reach!)
[Verse 3]
Put away your Needler, you know that gun is weak
I want a long sleek weapon I can call elite
1337 every day of the week
That's why my Needler Rifle keeps you on your knees
So chug down some of these slim-shafted spikes
They're big, hard and pink so I think you'd like one
Between your buns, come and you'll get some
I'm gonna stuff you up with pink pixie dust
Oh, so many sore butts in the lobby after
Look at your KDR, that's a disaster
So now you act like the master talk-trasher
But I'll take care of that 'cause I'm a Halo rapper

[Bridge]
You had my whole team full of laughter
Could that match have passed like, any faster?
In fact, your mom probably feels bad
And if you don't think that I'm good, then just ask her

[Verse 4]
I'm comin' at ya stronger than a Banshee
'Cause I'm in a Falcon, life is lookin' dandy
Man please, get the fuck outta the Revenant
That little magenta tank is pissin' me off again
Do not make me get on the Rocket Warthog
I'll dropkick your balls when I drop bombs (Ow!)
Rockin' your noggin with the Concussion Gun
But quit buggin' me buddy, no 1v1s
Forget Recon, I got new shit unlocked
Step down Master Chief, I'm the new boss
I'll make you rage quit and shut your whole console off
Before I can send a message, your already gone
I'm sorry you lost, but it's part of the game that you bought
When you're on my server, it's a hopeless cause
[Chorus]
'Cause this is Halo: Reach, I'll teach you what's up
Just like in ODST, you'll all be skullkrunched
With luck, you'll run 'cause I'll make you look like you suck
I'm the kinda guy who made you wonder "What the fuck?!"
Now this game ain't the same as Halo 3
But I will still be a pain when you play with me
But don't hate on me, I'll put you to the test
I told you once, now again, Halo's what I do best
(Yeah, you heard what I said!)

[Outro]
Swordbase, Powerhouse, Boneyard, you'll never
Find a place where you can hide from the Greatest Ever
Stockpile, King of the Hill, Team Slayer, you'd better
Just sign offline, 'cause I'm the Greatest Ever