[Intro]
Whoo! What's good, Delta Squad?
It's ya boy, the greatest ever
I know it's been a while, but here I am

[Verse 1]
I've been takin' insane craps between all my late naps
Playin' all day, trash-talkin' kids in the game map
But now I'm back with a fresh video game rap
Me and Marcus Fenix? We go way back
I'm MLG, nobody can change that
Gears of War 2 was cool but this is off the chain, man
If aliens invade, I'm ready to rape ass
Lancer up the butt-crack? Now that's payback
I'm rackin' up great stats, now I'm way jacked
You throw grenades at me, I'll boomshot right back
Don't bother with the stomper, I fuckin' hate that
Bayonet faceoff 'til the chainsaws break, yeah

[Chorus]
Vengeance is my middle name
Thank the Locusts, they're to blame
Wagin' battle night and day
This is Gears of War, bitch, it's more than a game
Now it's time to set the score
Grab your gun and grow some balls
Fight for freedom, fuck the horde
This ain't no game, this is Gears of War
[Verse 2]
My scope is focused on a Locust
I'll make him disappear like hocus-pocus
My one-shot's goin' to rip you open
'Cause when I'm your opponent, you know you won't win
Don't talk shit if you don't mean it
You use a Longshot 'cause you got no penis (Yeah)
They call me Skullkruncher13 for a reason
I'll put you on the curb and make you eat it

[Pre-Chorus]
And then I'll use you as a shield
Gonna make you feel total disgrace
But the only thing I will regret is that
I can't see the look on your face
(Kick it!)

[Chorus]
Vengeance is my middle name
Thank the Locusts, they're to blame
Wagin' battle night and day
This is Gears of War, bitch, it's more than a game
Now it's time to set the score
Grab your gun and grow some balls
Fight for freedom, fuck the horde
This ain't no game, this is Gears of War
[Bridge]
Uh, and then I take a look down
You're barely breathing while you're bleeding out on the ground
When you see me you'll be thinking now there's no way out
No mercy will be given, 'cause there's none to be found (No!)
And now that you're mine, I'll curb-stomp your behind
I'd pick your ass up if I had the time
But I'm done with this shit, I'm gonna crack your spine (Ha!)
Leave you in a heap of flesh, what a mess, goodbye!

[Verse 3]
Now is your chance to get out of the match
Before I grab a Silverback or tear you up with my gats
And if you camp, I'll send a Digger Launcher up on your ass
Or put my sawed-off shotgun right up to your sack
Run for cover from my Hammer of Dawn
It'll bust you up and cut you down like you were my lawn
You can duck into a bunker, but that won't do shit
I'll light your crotch on fire like a ginger kid, bitch!

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm filthy, like a piece of shit
And I'm dirtier than uncut hardcore porn
I'll say it again, but I've said it before
You know I'd be even cooler than Gears of War 4
[Chorus]
Vengeance is my middle name
Thank the Locusts, they're to blame
Wagin' battle night and day
This is Gears of War, bitch, it's more than a game
Now it's time to set the score
Grab your gun and grow some balls
Fight for freedom, fuck the horde
This ain't no game, this is Gears of War

[Outro]
Vengeance is my middle name
Thank the Locusts, they're to blame
Wagin' battle night and day
This is Gears of War, bitch, it's more than a game
Now it's time to set the score
Grab your gun and grow some balls
Fight for freedom, fuck the horde
This ain't no game, this is Gears of War