[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Prepare yourselves for the ultimate post-apocalyptic showdown
Um, uh, excuse me, can we change it up a little bit?

[Foot Soldier Zombie]
Zombie soldier is reporting for duty
Camouflage on, cuz it's gonna be a doozy
The plants have struck, now we gotta take em on
Take a big whiff of my super stink bomb

[Sunflower]
Talk about stink, you smell like death
You gotta go green if you wanna be the best
See, I'm a sunflower, and with my sun power
All I need's a little light to make a laser gun outta

[Scientist Zombie]
I'm the token undead scientist
Keeping my fellow zombies all alive as shit
Haha! A logical paradox
Now watch for my dolphin shotgun shots

[Chomper]
What happens when a zombie doctor
Comes face to face with a hungry chomper?
(Lunchtime!) I'll put you where my teeth is
You undead geeks can rest in pieces
[Hook]
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no

[Peashooter]
Better eat your veggies every single day
Open up wide (puda-puda-puda, yay!)
Sorry that you died, I didn't mean to
Have a couple more peas with a chili bean too

[All-Star Zombie]
I was on varsity for four straight years
After I tackle you, hear the ringing in your ears
Dropping imp punts like volcanic eruptions
All I care about is organic destruction

[Cactus]
Proudly as cacti we stand
You know you want a taste of my ice cream hands
Don't touch my needles or they'll make you cry
Watch your step (POW), potato mine
[Engineer Zombie]
Attention: undead revenge is here
Presented to you by the engineer
I'm coming at you with a jackhammer attack
Plus you can see half of my fat-ass crack (sorry)

[Hook]
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no

[JT Machinima]
Oh my God, they keep killing everything around
Nobody left throughout the town
I can't believe what's going down
Wait, did you just hear that sound?
Can't decide which is worse
Hate those leafy evil jerks
Zombies ate up my neighbours
And soon it's gonna be my turn!

[Chomper]
Mmm, delicious!
[Foot Soldier Zombie]
I was gonna eat him!

[Chomper]
Sorry, bitches
Got my mind on my hungry
Hungry on my mind

[Foot Soldier Zombie]
Well, the next human being we see is mine!

[Cactus]
Sounds to me like a little zombie's mad

[Engineer Zombie]
The desert called and they want you back

[Sunflower]
Zombies, they're all the same to me
I've seen enough of 'em on AMC

[All-Star Zombie]
I'll pluck your petals and tell you who loves me

[Sunflower]
Only a mother could love something ugly

[Peashooter]
Ha-ha, yeah, or your dad too

[Scientist Zombie]
Oh, I'm sorry, did someone ask you?

(Arguing)

[Chomper]
The fatter they are, the better they taste

[Hook]
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh