JT Music
Cuphead Rap (Dirty Dish Remix)
[Intro: Skullkruncher13]
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La—

[Break: Skullkruncher13]
Yo, cut that corporate nonsense
Let me spit something real
You know, where I'm from, the sinks ain't clean
Y'all better wash yourselves
Can you even handle what I'm about to dish out?
Ha, nah, better let this one soak in
Y'all, uh

[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
Take a sip of this, I'm as lit as any Cuphead (Yeah)
Gin and juice to the brim, 'nough said (Motherfucker)
Packin' heat, yeah, I'm somewhat of a hothead (Woo)
Struck a deal with the Devil, now I'm rackin' up debt (Damn)
I made a dumb bet, mama, don't get upset
I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?
Forget a finger gun, grab a gat, drop dead
Backhand your boss, when I'm done, I leave 'em jobless (Get lost)
Can't stop me, I'm runnin' like a faucet
Cup runneth over, don't you ever try to top it
Knock back a shot of this and then you'll kick the bucket (Bleh)
I can be drunk from, but cannot be trusted
Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman
Get kicked to the curb and your head busted
This dirty dish deserves a rough scrubbin'
After doing these devilish deeds, goddamn (Goddamn)
They say I need a clean, but nobody's here to rinse me
I'm overflowing, but my foes are almost empty
Beg for mercy, but they know it won't convince me
Put me on the shelf? Like hell that you'll forget me
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
Don't ever test me unless you wanna get killed
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bill

[Verse 2: Skullkruncher13]
Any line that you happen to draw
Is a line I'll be stepping across
I'd rather inhabit a world that lacks any laws
I came to raise the roof 'cause I'm off of the walls (Woo)
My demons need some exercise
A little caffeine oughtta get 'em energized (Woah, woah)
We'll never get to Heaven when we die
Can't get any better, we already bet our lives
Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out (Motherfucker)
I'd like to throw hands with that damn Mickey Mouse (Motherfucker)
Kick his ass, then I'll knock Walt Disney out (Motherfucker)
I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth
My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though
I go all in when the rest all fold
Looks like I'm on my last straw, so
Better tell the Devil th-that, th-that's all folks
Come see what we been brewin'
Something to keep ya woozin'
One could say we been juicin'
Gotta keep this product movin'
Crank up this beat I'm boomin'
I'm filthy and I'll prove it
Wipe blood right off my shoes
It's time for you to face the music
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
Don't ever test me unless you wanna get killed
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bill

[Bridge: Skullkruncher13]
I feel like the Holy Grail, just hope I don't go to Hell
If so, that won't go so well
I've been bad, but no one tell
I'm much more than just a cup
Raise a toast and get fucked up
Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke

[Verse 3: Skullkruncher13]
'Cause I'm not the kinda cup you should be chuggin' from
I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun
Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun
When he says, "Do my bidding," it's done and done
I'll leave you razzle-dazzled and we'll have confetti
After whoopin' and wallopin' your ass aplenty
When you're stuck up shit's creek with no paddle handy
I'll be there to tell you why the glass is half-empty (Watch out)

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
Don't ever test me unless you wanna get killed
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot the bill