Morty [Freshy Kanal]:
Oh jeez! (Cough) It's Morty stepping out independent just this once and it's going down, might be the sidekick
But I'm not background material, lighting some gimmicks like lighting these lyrics up
Picking up ladies when we're out adventuring
I still don't know what the hell this dimension is
What can I say, this job is done fast
Saving species mentally challenged my ass
Jessica can't ignore me, I'm basking in my glory while passing the nineteen fortys
And slashing since I was fourteen, it's Morty
I got a pilot when I go flipping the script
If you think your shit is funny then you don't know Pickle Rick
Like our sauce we leave you dipped, you can never really predict
Cause Rick said I'm a, wait no wait I mean I said I'm a genius
Wait where did the beat go? Oh right, I'm stealing it
And I really gotta be the one "Morty, that's enough", oh okay sorry

Summer [HalaCG]:
Yeah, I'm the baddest, unplanned but savage
You think girls are a disadvantage
My ladies back on Gazorpazorp
Might share my thoughts on thwarting those outdated beliefs of yours (I'm here if you need to talk)
Genius and a socialite, I'm like the only one here with a social life
Call me your bitch of a sister cause I'mma displace you all way back to dwarf Terrace-Nine
Smoking hot and smoking pot or you know an alien version
Stylish tops and never stoppin' with Summer the smothering heat that I'm servin'
Might never be the favourite just taken for granted
I'm just saying it's all kinda frustrating wearing down on my patience
But that's fine, in time you guys'll see the genius out here slaying
So through PSH whatever it's not like I need your validation
Jerry [Freeced]:
Are you hungry for apples? How about dazzling raps and dad skills?
Kills? Well, allegedly, I'm Mister Crowbar - thank me
Very idea that I'm not hip is not a notion that I'm known to toe
In fact, I think I deserve a sip from a very tall glass or i told you so
I've seen my alternate life
It's all very nice, but I'm all for my wife
I'll keep my sanity, dammit
Call me Pluto, the way i plan it
Please! I'd never stay afraid of Rick, no, that's barely myth
I'm here to save the day (yay) or my name isn't Jerry Smith

Beth [Savvy Hyuga]:
Without me there wouldn't even be a show
I'm the dedicated momma ain't afraid to go psycho
Family bread winner, yeah i make the dough
Think you're better than me? Better get more ammo
Independent woman I don't need no help
And a flip of the switch yea I can raise hell
And I'm lookin' in the mirror ooh feeling myself
To compare to me, you're gonna need more brain cells
Lemme show you the work of a real surgeon
Gimme a second lemme pull the curtain
The public don't need to see me slice a person
That wasn't me it was an alternate version
It's called confidence not a god complex
Beth is the best the rest are specs, all this talking will have no effect
Cuz I'm brushing you off while I write these checks
Rick [JT Music]:
I'm super smart, etcetera etcetera
You, you guys know "Rick, seriously?!" "Oh come Rick, don't be like that!" "Come on, dad!"
Ugh, I didn't win an interplanetary music survival show
Just to (burp) nose dive into second place
In this YouTube video you rhyme like an expired Meeseeks
(Burp) Make like Zeep and bow to me
I'm more than all the Ricks
In all their alternate realities
I spit the hardest bars (burp) I do it unplugged
Bet you can't top that mic drop, Wubalubadubdub!!

Evil Morty [NonelikeJoshua]:
Just watch Rick, I'm the boss with the monstrous tricks robotics and operatives
No one knows how I went from a slave to my very own office or what the cause is
It's chaos, all the tricks getting laid off
As i start getting ready for the takeoff
You thought he was toxic?
Just watch Rick
See me sow in division
And now you know it's the mission
I'm running over sedition
If you impose your position
I took the broken system
And I choked the Ricks within
Now show me your commitment
Then I'm holding every universe
Morty's on the rise and the truth will hurt
{Transcription By Павел Харгинен On YouTube}