Mei:
I woke up from cryo
All iced-out like white gold
Do you find it surprising
That my rhymes are ice cold?
Time freeze, nice pose
Zero degree, you'll die slow
For a psycho, you're not so bright
I'll snuff out this pyro
Nope, he's not a gifted linguist
His fire's been extinguished
I'll turn him hypothermic
It's a blizzard he's in the ring with
I'm the worst elemental menace
A weathered and level-headed chemist
You're a guy with a fire fetish
Could bе female, take your guеsses

Pyro:
Caring and giving
Make my life worth living
Rainbows in the sky
Watch the colors turn
The sun is getting brighter
And I can feel it
Burn, your blood will bubble
There'll be nothing left
But guts and rubble
Agh! Welcome to hell
I'll cook you 'till you're well-done or melt
I came to fire this ice queen
I'll vaporize her just like steam
Here's a fire warning that I'd obey
Just go back to cryo, Mei
Mei:
Want some ice for this spanking?
You're only good for flanking'
But I'll block you with my walls
Some might even say I'm tanking
Think of all that time you're wasting
Makes me so unlikable
When I'm in your face slowing down
Your pace and I snipe you with this icicle
Head-shot that was critical
Then I'll make myself invincible
So don't come closer, hell froze over
Better pull out your winter coat
Why the mask? I won't ask
Underneath it must be a mess
End of the verse, kill confirmed
Put some cold on those burns

Pyro:
Feel the love and laughter growing
Colorful balloons a-floating
Join me friend, for fun and games
Dreams of hope and beauty form
Lollipops and unicorns
Walk with my into my world of
Flames, I'm turning up the heat
Anywhere upward to thirty two degrees
No cryo-freeze, you'll cry all night
Why'd you bring ice to a firefight?
Don't try to snipe me, bad move
I'll air-blast it back at you
Stop drop and roll, you're still in danger
Build an igloo, it will be safer
Got myself covered, head to toe
Thought I ought to let you know
Somebody hired me for pest control
To exterminate pesky Eskimos
It's time for Mei to hibernate
Until I melt this ice away
Still got beef? I would leave it
You'll wind up just like your team did
I'll fry you up, and put you on rice
Tie up your skates, I'll put you on ice
Let's see how long you keep in the freezer
You won't bring me down with a fever
Think she'll walk away unscathed, Mei is that absurd
But all she'll take away today is painful afterburn
Chorus:
I'll give you a headache
I can haunt your dreams
Flaunt your every mistake
How I love your screams
It's true, I'm a brutal nuisance
Cold-hearted, cruel and ruthless
Spreading like a cancer
Worse then a disease
Stirring up your anger
Murder all I see
Don't you try to hide or run from me
You know misery loves company