[Intro: Andrea Storm Kaden]
If you rely on the pot of the luck
No wonder why your dinner party will suck
You need a genie, give this bottle a rub
'Cause what good is spirit if it's stuck in a jug?

[Verse 1: JT Music]
Take a sip of this, I'll give you somethin' to chug
As if one too many wasn't enough
Another round on the house for the cup and the mug
Still runnin' and gunnin' like a couple of thugs
Owed ya' debts to the Devil, but we settled it
You know that I love to gamble, but I had to quit
'Cause I'm an addict, never know when I'm gonna stop
If I see a glass half-full, then I'll fill it up
And you can bet I won't ever spill a drop
If you wanna put a lid on me, then I'm gonna pop
I'm not a tall drink, but I'm levеled to the top
You can talk to my bosses, I kill it at my job
But now that Satan's rеign is over
I won't wager my soul, I'm sober
Nonetheless, Cuphead's back for an encore
Two heads are better than one but we want more

[Verse 2: Andrea Storm Kaden]
'Cause something's missing, and you need a new fix, perhaps
Add a feminine ingredient to the mix, and that's
Just what you want the mostest
Promise you won't get ghosted
Bottoms up, let's raise a toast
Give 'em all a taste of our brand new roast
Mouths to feed, better get 'em all fed
Don't leave any appetite unwhet
Trust me, if you wanna break some bread
Do not double cross Cuphead, 'nough said!
[Chorus: JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden]
Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm out of dice to be rolled
Listen death, I'm gonna cheat you since I got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold

[Verse 3: Andrea Storm Kaden]
This little dish sure can take a lickin'
If you don't want heat, then evacuate the kitchen
Keep your feet movin', don't stop kickin'
The oven is hot and the clock is tickin'
Pickin' up steam, gotta work fast
I've earned my treat, but I'm gonna burn that
'Cause I'm chuggin' all day and I can't turn back
Careful not to get caught in my thirst trap

[Verse 4: JT Music]
Ready for the check? 'Cause you've been served
That is unless you have room for dessert
Doesn't matter if you already swallowed your pride
It don't mean that you won't succumb to your vice
Your ravenous appetite might leave you wanting more
I got a recipe for disaster and that means, back to the cutting board

[Verse 5: Andrea Storm Kaden]
Sorry Chef, checkmate you're done
I'm stickin' you up with a finger gun
I could duel the sheriff, I could move a mountain
If you wanna dogfight me, you'll be howlin'
I'll halt this bootleg operation
If they get salty, then I'll bake 'em
Might get dicey, but I'll shake 'em
Like a bad habit, had to break 'em!
[Verse 6: JT Music]
I don't just got drip
I run like a faucet
My nickname is hothead
'Cause no one can touch this
I'm non-alcoholic
But I'm hella toxic
Come on, I know you want it
You'd better swallow all of it

[Chorus: JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden]
Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm out of dice to be rolled
Listen death, I'm gonna cheat you since I got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold

[Bridge: Andrea Storm Kaden & JT Music]
Three heads are better than two
If you bit off more than you can chew
But ain't just anyone we let in our crew
You gotta skippity-pop-bop-bowop-pop-pop, biddly-diddly-doo
Beep-bop, beep-bop beepity-bow, beep-bop, bippity-boo
Skippity-pap, pippity-pow, chickitty-lickitty-doo
Wamalama-dam-bam-bamala-dam-badam, bip-bip, bippity-bee
Deet-dot, deet-dot, deedly-deet-dedee, deet-deet-deedly-dee
[Refrain: JT Music]
("Do not mess with the Cuphead," 'nough said)
("Do not mess with the Cuphead," 'nough said)
("Do not mess with the Cuphead," 'nough said)
Do not mess with the Cuphead, 'nough said!

[Chorus: JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden]
Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm out of dice to be rolled
Listen death, I'm gonna cheat you since I got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold