[Intro: Skullkruncher]
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(Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah)
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Off with his head, off with his head
Off with his head because he is a sheep, I want all of 'em dead

[Verse 1: Skullkruncher]
I'm the last of my kind at the end of the line
But they sent me back from the dead after I died (Why?)
Wait a minute, am I blessed or condemned?
I guess that I slipped through a crack in the damn
I don't have any pork but I'm 'bout to go ham (Ham)
Ever seen a goat? 'Cause you will when I ram (Ram)
I'll tend to my flock like the shepherd I am (Am)
Doesn't really matter the fact I'm a lamb
I've been on thе lam since my cult began
Gonna raise somе hell and that is all I've planned
I'm running mad like a man possessed
Exorcized my demons and they passed the test
Even though I got my dedicated followers
The top of the peckin' order is a lot of work
But I can blow your mind with Divine Inspiration
The polar opposite of indoctrination
Beware all ye who enter
We take the trash out with all dissenters
But everyone here's already been converted
We think a pentagram looks best inverted
If we're talkin' decorating, I have wonderful taste
The Devil really loves what I've done with the place
And I gotta thank all my little acolytes
If you're lucky, you'll be ritually sacrificed
[Chorus: Skullkruncher]
This is the Cult of the Lamb, it made me just what I am
And what I am is damn good at running the show
And everybody will know
Bah-bah, bah-bah-bah

[Post-Chorus: Skullkruncher]
This part's the hardest, just gettin' started
'Cause startup culture can be harmful heartless
It's dog-eat-dog, and we're far from barkless

[Verse 2: Skullkruncher]
False prophets? Just stop it
Think you found God? Just drop it
If you're on a pedestal, jump off it
Then put your own head on the block and chop it
I run a cult and it's all non-profit
That was a joke, I'm a stand-up comic
'Cause anything of value, harvest, I want it
Then put it on the altar 'cause I'm gonna flaunt it
(I sculpt) My disciples to my liking
Why read your mind when I can do the writing?
Never step out of line, do what you're told to do
That might include consuming this bowl of poop, ha
Oh, and don't forget to tip your server
There's no currency I prefer to fervour
When I'm in a boss fight and need reinforcement
Everybody to the shrine, on your knees and worship
I go deep down on a dungeon dive
I can be found plunderin' where the sun don't shine
'Cause what lies below is so awfully great
If you can practice patience with The One Who Waits
"Agh! Your heresy is unbearable
And your Tarot Cards are lookin' terrible
I foresee you meeting my mandibles
On a dinner date with all cannibals"
But we'll cook you first, we're not animals (Ha)
[Chorus: Skullkruncher]
This is the Cult of the Lamb, it made me just what I am
And what I am is damn good at running the show
And everybody will know
'Cause I do what I want, I'll make you one of us
And it won't take too long to find who I can trust
I want you all in my flo-flo-flo-flock
Singing with me, bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah

[Bridge: Andrea Storm Kaden, Andrea Storm Kaden & Skullkruncher]
The flockless black sheep and ugly ducklings
Have found their family, they'll come to trust me
'Cause whether or not you got dogs in the fight
You've been part of this cult since you joined for a bite
That's why Andrea's singin' this part of the song
To further convince you to just go along
You might be a lamb, don't become a sheep
The crown that you've found is your bounty to keep

[Chorus: Skullkruncher]
This is the Cult of the Lamb, it made me just what I am
And what I am is damn good at running the show
And everybody will know
'Cause I do what I want, I'll make you one of us
And it won't take too long to find who I can trust
I want you all in my flo-flo-flo-flock
Singing with me, bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah
[Outro: Skullkruncher]
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