[HOMELANDER]
I'm the world's greatest hero from the world's greatest country
Practically manufactured for everyone to love me
With my clean-cut charm, blond-haired and blue-eyed
But come on, people, the real heroes are you guys
I stand for freedom and I'll strike evil down
But my secret superpower? I can please any crowd
I'm America's pride, just like a real Homelander
'Cause I come with a price and zero candor

[OMNI-MAN]
Your presence is a menace that no one would consent to
No, truth is, you're just a lab rat from a test tube
I was born a warrior, step to me, I'll embarrass ya'
'Cause I'm a soldier whose older than all of America
I bet you've never picked on anyone your own size
You're nothing but a prized pony, homie, and I know why
The higher-ups at Vought are like your mommy and dad
So I know who you'll run and cry to when Johnny is mad

[HOMELANDER]
(Grr)
So what if I'm a lab rat? I'm genetically perfected
A priceless asset with my image kept protected
I've already been immortalized, check out all my merch
I'm worshiped as a god, and you've stepped into my church (Preach)
Everybody, look! It's Omni-Man the Conqueror (Woo)
Got a little lazy ever since he settled onto Earth (Bleh)
Then he raised his son like a sheep and made him soft
He could work for me at Vought, but I'd probably lay him off
[OMNI-MAN]
I forged my skills on a war-torn planet
You've never faced adversity and cannot understand it
Yet your people worship you as a god? Hot damn
I don't treat that title like a metaphor, it's what I am
Forget your merch, I'll play with you like a toy
You wanna take me on, but you couldn't handle the Boys?
Pathetic, you're still not even on the level that my son is
You think we're made of Zinc 'cause you'll never see us comin'

[OMNI-MAN & HOMELANDER]
Don't get me goin', I'm unstoppable (Woah-oh-oh)
Pump up my ego, it's unpoppable (Woah-oh-oh)
Clark Kent, eat your heart out
We're gonna get a little dark now
'Cause I won't hold up justice, it's so droppable
I'm unstoppable

[HOMELANDER]
You'll never be my equal but you can play pretend
Before I deport your ass like an illegal alien
Hey, Henry Cavill called, he wants his mustache back
How's life in suburbia? Bet you'll love that, Dad (Ha)
I'm the leader of the seven, where'd your guardians go? (Wah!)
Whoa, Nolan, you're dark
We got that in common, you know?
But with my natural laser focus, you'll be cooked and grilled
If you try to see me eye-to-eye, looks can kill
[OMNI-MAN]
Ah, speakin' of keepin' up appearances
I haven't seen such a fragile self-esteem as this (Sad)
But it's a weakness that cannot be exploited
If everyone already hates you (Man), sorry to spoil it
Your ratings are dropping, what a PR shit-show
The comments are awful, oh, the critics can hit low (*sobs*)
Your own son loathes you and he's all you ever wanted
My family's just a mask I wear, meant to be discarded

[HOMELANDER]
Well, if I can't start a family, damn it, I'll take one!
And if the public doesn't love me, not a problem, I'll make 'em
Watch my clean-cut image get awful ugly for you
Trust me, you don't wanna see a supe' who has nothing to lose
I'm gettin' used to blood covering me from my head to my toes
We both shed a lot, but in my case, it's never my own
So hurry on back to Planet Nursing Home, old man
Pick up the phone, E.T., got off of my homeland!

[OMNI-MAN]
Oh please, your entire life will be a notch on my timeline
While I get better as I age, just like a fine wine (*whistle*)
I conquer planets, I don't answer to a boss
Could you even fight crime
Without the steroid that you're on? (Doubt it)
I've never met a grown man who's been so coddled
You're still on Vought's nipple
And they've always kept you swaddled
They got you convinced you're above everyone else
But if no one's good enough, go and fuck yourself
[OMNI-MAN & HOMELANDER]
Don't get me goin', I'm unstoppable (Woah-oh-oh)
Pump up my ego, it's unpoppable (Woah-oh-oh)
Clark Kent, eat your heart out
We're gonna get a little dark now
'Cause I won't hold up justice, it's so droppable
I'm unstoppable