[Intro: Andrea Storm Kaden]
Failure is foreign to me, I've never been felled in battle
No one has shown me defeat
So I'll slaughter 'em all like cattle
My sword will siphon your life force
Now it's your soul that you'll fight for
I'm the severed, I'm the blade
I'm the rotten and depraved
And the digger of your grave

[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
I got a cloth on my loins and a pot on my head
Nothin' but a couple of katanas in hand
The song of my sword is an art of my dance
So pick up your weapon if I'm droppin' my pants
I don't plan to get hit, so why wear armor?
I'm no White Knight, but I'm quite the charmer
This rotten Rapunzel requires a barber
But an arm and a leg is what I'm gonna charge her
Malenia's runnin' a slaughterhouse
Taking her down ain't an option now
I've studied her form, so if anyone finds
A bloodstain on the floor, for sure it isn't mine

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
Now let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Pretty please, summon me, let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Don't arrest me for indecent expo-po-po-po-po-po-posure
No ménage à trois, sorry bruh
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her, solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
[Verse 2: Skullkruncher13]
I was carved from marble, keep my body cut
Gotta stay rock hard 'cause I'm hard to touch
I don't need protection from your Scarlet Rot
You got a lot of moves, none of which are hard to dodge
Look, I took an L from her plenty of times
So whenever I fight, you know I'm ready to die
I got nothing to lose or anything on the line
Except my reputation, I'll bring my legend to life when I

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
Solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Pretty please, summon me, let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Don't arrest me for indecent expo-po-po-po-po-po-posure
No ménage à trois, sorry bruh
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her, solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her

[Verse 3: Skullkruncher13]
I'm flawless like the jawline of Chad, reincarnate of giant-dad
Sculpted buttocks with the tightest abs
So you see why I am never ironclad
When the night is dark, you know I light the path
You don't need to know who am I behind the mask
I ain't lookin' for fame or the applause of the crowd
I speak with a blade and I leave with a bow
Long have I walked on the path of the jar
I'll never stop, I'll ascend to the stars
Long live my legacy, I'm far from done
But my song will have not gone unsung
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Pretty please, summon me, let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her
Don't arrest me for indecent expo-po-po-po-po-po-posure
No ménage à trois, sorry bruh
Let me solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her, solo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo her