[Verse 1: Skullkruncher]
I just picked up a job, but I'm hopin' it ain't hard
After all, it's a nightshift, I'll be workin' the graveyard
Urban legends aside, I think I'll be fine
There's no way these things are alive
It's just a robot with nothing inside, right?
Not like I'm fighting to survive
What was that noise? Bonnie is gone
Honestly, my skin is starting to crawl
Something is coming, they're walkin' the halls
And now that my power is starting to fall
I'm sick of seein' all these sinister faces
Why am I workin' for minimum wage?
If I could be killed, they should give me a raise
Why did they hire me? This is insane

[Chorus: Skullkruncher]
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We can not cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine

[Verse 2: Skullkruncher]
What's with all of these accidents happening?
And we're still in business? That is baffling
All these cameras had better be accurate
I can't imagine if their hands on me
Got a long past full of tragedy
What was the Bite of '87 actually?
Why does it seem like every damn event at Freddy's
Is no less than a massive catastrophe?
You don't need to reiterate the gravity
Of making sure I don't run outta batteries
Or they might reconfigure my anatomy
Adding me to the mechanical family (Ah!)
[Chorus: Skullkruncher]
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We can not cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine

[Interlude: Skullkruncher]
Okay, 6 AM rollin' around any second now
Come on, let's do this
Come on, baby, I'm ready for ya
Let's go 6 AM, don't got all night
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Everybody, just, uh, stay in your designated places
No need to come to the back office (Hey!)

[Verse 3: Skullkruncher]
I smell a foul odor, I think it's gettin' closer
I'm havin' hallucinations
How much longer 'til the night is over?
Maybe the place is haunted, and all they want is closure
But I really don't give a damn
I just wanna clock out and knock back a cold one
Chica's tweakin' out, now Foxy's peakin' out
Freddy is creepin' around
I'm losin' my power just keepin' him out
Look at this article, reading it now
Learning more info that's creepin' me out
5 AM, I'm goin' steady
Now I'm screwed, it's Golden Freddy!
[Chorus: Skullkruncher]
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We can not cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We can not cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine