[JORDAN]
Where is love?
[COLLETTE]
Does it fall from skies above?
[JORDAN]
Who can say where it may hide?
[COLLETTE]
Must I travelled far and wide?

[BOTH]
Where, where is love?

[COLLETTE, spoken]
Please sir, I want some... more

[BOTH]
There's not a crust
Not a crumb can we find
Can we beg, can we borrow or catch
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes, and imagine

[COLLETTE, JORDAN]
One boy
Boy for sale
He's yours to keep
Don't care what he looks like
Fine boy
Glorious boy
Wonderful boy
Marvellous boy
I'd risk everything, for one kiss
One kiss

[BOTH]
One boy

[JORDAN]
Who would deny us these?

[BOTH]
One boy

[COLLETTE]
No skimping, if you please

[BOTH]
One boy

[JORDAN, COLLETTE]
I'm afraid these don’t grow on trees
You've got to pick a boy
Or two boys
Just in case

[COLLETTE & JORDAN]
We wander through London
Who knows what we may find
Oh, there's a chance we'll meet somebody
There's a chance we'll meet somebody
Who do I know?
Nobody
Catch 'em
Snatch 'em
Hold him
Scold him
Pounce him
Trounce him
Pick him up and bounce him
Everyday we say our prayer
Everyday we say our prayer
I'd go anywhere
I'd do anything
[COLLETTE, spoken]
What, fisticuffs?

[COLLETTE & JORDAN]
What happens when I'm seventy
Must come a time, seventy
When you're old and it's cold and who cares if you live or you die
There must be someone
There must be someone
There must be one boy
Boy for sale
He's yours to keep
Just picture a great big boy
Magical boy
Fabulous boy
Beautiful boy
Hot sausage

I'd do anything for one boy
There's not a crust not a crumb can we find
One boy
Any boy to grind
One boy
Only to find some peace of mind
You've got to pick a boy
Or two boys
Just in case
Is it worth the waiting for?
Who cares?
Someone else needs me
If we live 'til eighty-four
It's clear we're where is love
So I'm reviewing the situation

I would say as long as you need me
I know where I must be
In spite of what you see
As long as you need me
As long as life is long
I'll cling on right or wrong
And I will keep you as a treasure to last my whole life long

[BOTH]
You
Glorious you
Wonderful you
Marvellous you
As long as you
Magical you
Fabulous you
Beautiful you
As long as you need me
Oh its all we need
Only it's nice to be handy with a rolling pin
Just in case