[Verse 1]
Football, alcohol
Power tools, bird dogs
Gentlemen, start your engines
Pool tables, honkytonks
Blackjack, Haggard songs
Seventh game, extra innings
That’s the best things that’s happened to men
Since women, yeah
You got your four wheelers, pick-up trucks
Camouflage, hunting bucks
Guns, knives
Hunting and fishing
Spark plugs, oil grease
Horsepower, more speed
Big blocks and transmissions
That’s the best things that’s happened to men
Since women, yeah

[Chorus]
Yeah you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen, and all I've done
Ain't no such thing as having more fun than with you
So here’s to you
Yeah you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen, and all I've done
Sometimes we can’t get no loving from you
So what you got to do?
[Verse 2]
Beer pong, eighteen holes
Box boat, Super Bowls
Grilling out steaks and chicken
Loud guitars, throwing darts
Hanging ‘round, playing cards
Going all in and winning
That’s the best things that’s happened to men
Since women, yeah

[Chorus]