[Verse 1]
I got a call from my best friend this evening
He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night
Yeah, he was going to change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied
And I just laughed and said, "Hey man, well go ahead and try"

[Chorus]
Because I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night
It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

[Verse 2]
Now I've heard it said that too much fun will kill you
And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't want to die
Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised
Well, take it from me don't believe all that hype

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[Bridge]
Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow
So you might as well raise a little hell tonight

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
That's right