Mint Condition
Recess Freestyle
[Verse 1]
Messin' with that kid shit
Sayin' "oh no" your daddy fucking with them kid pics (Oh no!)
You gon' let it go, lettuce and cheddar flow
Covering beef won't stop the ice, just let it snow
Rollie caught your eye, you should see what the wrist made
No co-signs, bitch, I got it this way
Bitch you're a bitchmade, bitch you're in 5th grade
Disney Recess playground with a switchblade
Mishandalin' Randall, man I hope you don't run to school
Y'all got slingshots but he brought a gun to school
Repellin' a nasty smell, he blastin' that Ashley L
With a beam for that Ashley B
Now Ashley be askin' me
Don't be crass with harassin' me
Shootin' fast at that Ashley T
And Ashley A got nasty sprays
Girly wasn't nice now she pleadin' for hеr life
There's a mеaning to these demons
Wasn't schemin' overnight...
[Verse 2]
(She'll be your friends)
Anti-social, no homeschool
Tone macaroni, called him cheesy with no pull
Outta here, Randall can't hold a candle in kickball
Snitch for the spitball, total bitch when the switch fall
Classic rock T-shirts fit for a teachers pet
Please we ain't reach him yet, diseased with the least of debt
How you gonna try staring with all of that?
No hood to get out, why would he play with a ball or bat?
Defied trialism, high IQ nihilism
Bite haikus, he heard that 3-line stylism (Loser!)
We don't want you, we don't need you
We don't care about you
Last pick, lookin' slick, breathin air without you
Told the teacher, she your feature, wouldn't dare to doubt you
Slipped Pacific Cooler when it isn't fair to pouch you
Got a handout, plannin' on standin' out
Further they ran him out
While they phantomed with hand to mouth (I like you, Randall)
Ms. Finster's nice but it's like rinsing ice
Deep down you're frozen with pain, wincing insufficed
Books made him panic "why ain't friendship mechanical?"
Rubbin hand in the corner, now the plans understandable...
(Rule the playground)
[Verse 3]
Got pipe bomb on his right arm
Get you in the sights he gon' shoot it like it's Nikon
Square with 30 rounds gonna right wrongs
Get em wetter, squash beef better then some tight tongs
And Randall got the drop with the janitor
Wants the kids cleaned too so the the keys he was handin' up
Room D1: Streetsweeper should tidy up
Room D2: Watch how the mighty duck
King Bob couldn't pass a policy
On metal propellin' hotter than slides on a summer day
Runnin' the halls, they called police to the cause
Behind it's Randall they saw then got the andale underway
Never relate, 3rd Street on D-Day
On god no cap, get to cappin' that TJ
School been on lockdown with hostage for 3 days
Kidnap an Ashley, your bitch is on rebate
(As If!)