Now there's a certain thing that I learned from Jim
That he'd always make sure I'd understand
And that is that there's a certain way we all must swim
If we expect to live off of the fat of the land

Open the door, Richard, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

Now there's a certain thing that I learned from my friend Mouse
A fella who never blushes
And that is that one must always flush out his house
If he don't expect to be housing flushes

Open the door, Richard, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

'Take care of all your memories' - said Mick
'For you cannot relive them'
'And remember when you're out there tryin' to heal the sick'
'That you must always first forgive them'

Open the door, Richard, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more