Slurf Song

[Verse 1]
Oh, a little wishbone
I'll make a wish for a potato
Oh, a little wishbone
I'll make a wish for a potato

[Chorus]
I'll make a wish
For a potato

[Verse 2]
Pickin' out the fishbones
In my perch from Lake Champlain
Pickin' out the fishbones
In my perch from Lake Champlain

[Chorus]
All them perch
And all them bones

[Verse 3]
Well, cookin' up tortillas is so much fun
When you got a bowl of beans
Well, cookin' up tortillas is so much fun
When you got a bowl of beans
[Chorus]
It's so much fun
With all them beans

[Verse 4]
Well, popping up the popcorn ain't my fault
But I forgot the salt
Well, popping up the popcorn ain't my fault
But I forgot the salt

[Chorus]
It ain't my fault
I forgot the salt

[Verse 5]
Oh, when we make spaghetti, everybody gathers 'round
And we eat it by the pound
Oh, when we make spaghetti, everybody gathers 'round
And we eat it by the pound

[Chorus]
We all gather 'round
Eat it by the pound

[Verse 6]
Oh, I see six-pack and I want one
And would you kindly bring it over it?
Oh, I see six-pack and I want one
Would you bring it over it?
[Chorus]
I said that I want one
Bring it over here

[Verse 7]
Oh, we fill up our guts, and we turn it into shit
And we get rid of it
Oh, we fill up our guts, and we turn it into shit
And we get rid of it

[Chorus]
Turn it into shit
We get rid of it

[Verse 8]
Oh, the dirty dishes over there
How they fill me with despair
Oh, the dirty dishes over there
How they fill me with despair

[Chorus]
The dishes over there
Fill me with despair

[Outro]
Stuffin' our faces
On a regular basis