Priddy Ugly
#FreestyleFridays (15-05-2020)
Your favorite rappers best verse, sounds a lot like my adlibs
And I ain’t really good at doing adlibs
Rap acrobat, rhyme schemes doing back flips
No cap, my last 3 projects were a hat trick
Classic, one trick ponies get their ass kicked
Wifed a bad chick, so I don’t ever gotta ass kiss
Good pussy don’t only come from a bad bitch
It’s only bitch n***as on the net that's getting cat-fished
Said she a virgin, but the streets know she’s active
Don’t want your girl, not a lot or a tad bit
But might hit her up when my girl needs her cat licked
Schooling all these rappers and these n***as get out-classed quick
Its priddy clear a lot’a y’all looked trash in your class pic
It’s graphic, ‘cause people on these apps made of plastic
Mad tricks, abracadabra, I do magic
I held a match stick, said a rap and got the match lit
There’s greener grass where you water it, keep the grass clipped
Walk with your eyes on the snakes, or you get your calve bit
Average, your hottest MCs list is tragic
And Stogie T’s list, needs five of my verses added
I grab a rabbit, I stab it to stack on the carrots
Snack on the baddest, while you scavenge on the maggots
How you talking bout drip, your raps as average as your fabric
Don’t compare to no rappers that don’t even own their masters
You odd characters, I’m here to even out the actors
Just remember that an apple took the Eden out of Adam
Giving Eve an outta fathom
And a heathen started planning
So imagine what would happen if we eat another apple
In your top 5, really I should take 4 spots
Priddy Ugly, me, myself & I give me more props
Tell by the way n***as rap, they got small cocks
Taking shots that you miss, is how you n***as ball drop
Your girl a walk through, n***as getting touched like door knobs
Hit your sore spot, punchlines make your jaw drop
Don’t wanna hear no gun chats in your talk paps
Your favorite rapper is about as armed as a mall cop
I am not alarmed, I could snooze through you orthops’
I’m the type to sit & eat a meal while your corpse rots
Telling tall lies, you a short shot
Sandaled, you n***as are the ones that we saw flop
Word to Sway, but how you looking for hyenas
I’m nine cheetahs, in wife-beaters, with nice features
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