[Intro]
Croatia, Serbia, ooh, I wanna take ya
Pristina, Tirana, right into the drama
Sarajevo, Montenegro
Baby, why don't we go?
Albania

[Verse 1]
North of debt-laden Greece
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where the Balkans go
To think of ending it all
Bodies in the sand
Frag grenade cooking in your hand
We'll commit some war crimes
With our accordion and trumpet band
Down in Kosovo

[Chorus]
Croatia, Serbia, ooh, I wanna take ya
Pristina, Tirana, right into the drama
Sarajevo, Montenegro
Baby, why don't we go?
Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kosovo
They break up fast, and solve their conflicts slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kosovo
(Dubrovnik, that Adriatic chic)
[Verse 2]
They'll block off thе sea
Neum between you and mе
The Balkan Peninsula
So full of animosity
Macedonia
Which might as well be Greece
That angry look in your eye
When you don't know your history
Way down in Kosovo

[Chorus]
Croatia, Serbia, ooh, I wanna take ya
Pristina, Tirana, right into the drama
Sarajevo, Montenegro
Baby, why don't we go?
Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kosovo
They break up fast, and solve their conflicts slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kosovo
(Yugoslav, let's watch it all dissolve)

[Saxophone Solo]

[Bridge]
Everybody knows
That little place called Kosovo
Now if you wanna know
How Balkanizing goes
Go down to Kosovo
[Chorus]
Croatia, Serbia, ooh, I wanna take ya
Pristina, Tirana, right into the drama
Sarajevo, Montenegro
Baby, why don't we go?
Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kosovo
They break up fast, and solve their conflicts slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kosovo
Croatia, Serbia, ooh, I wanna take ya
Pristina, Tirana, right into the drama
Sarajevo, Montenegro
Baby, why don't we go?