[Verse 1: Wyllable]
Kiddies, hi! Listen, I have heard something so here are advices, friends
Because in the light of Jesus Christ's birth, we will scatter the delight again
But if it is just fine to not fete this time in church, remember that boy Tiny Tim?
Look at his spirit, like it's happiness right in his world, so celebrate Christmas while you can
Jacob Marleys, y'all are craps
That follow steps of your naughty mates
So you gon' witness crime of your business, I ain't... wait, (what the--) what is that?
In your laundromat? Fellas, your socks should be on fireplace!
Krampus has just come to swallow your (um...)
There's a reddish slime in your Polo Ralph
(Gift?) It's all a wrap!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2: Rephrase]
You're only churchgoin' when it's Sunday
Only sparin' your one-tenth for a sundae
Only wantin' God's feature like Kanye
But when it comes to payback, you can't pray for it
You are nauseate barf of alien larvae
Unable to figure the meaning of this month out
Gratefully starve your ego, feed the soul
Still carryin' scarf, there's no Harry and Marv
It's...
[Bridge: Rhymewords]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Sing, minstrels, that "Jingle Bells"
Hit 'em hard like Holloway
All these sons and daughters' hearts never meant to overstay (their evils)

[Verse 3: Rephrase]
Come on, make a list to
Show Santa we are still waiting for a sack of toys
But a half of kiddies don't want them no more
"He's the Grinch! Nobody's gonna say it's not boring!"
Climb up the ladder to place a star as ornament
On top of the tree, so hasta la vista
To the oldie-but-goodie "Feliz Navidad"
'Cause Satan did a snow job on our children (haha)