Crosswalk Sloth

If you ever get lost find a Crosswalk Sloth
They can tell you where to go
They'll even hop off
And lead the way across
They'll walk you over very slow

They're friendly
Direction-savvy
Civil servants
For one penny
They'll happily be
At your service

Crosswalk Sloth
Crosswalk Sloth

He's a Crosswalk Sloth
And he'll help you get across
He's a Crosswalk Sloth

They wear super soft socks
Made of low cost cloth
That's what they spend the penny on

Tell them a knock knock joke
Sing some pop punk rock
They'll swing along to any song
Asking them for advice was a
Common occurrence but then
GPS arrived and
Robbed them of purpose

Crosswalk Sloth
Crosswalk Sloth

He's a Crosswalk Sloth
And he'll help you get across
He's a Crosswalk Sloth

For only a penny
He'll help you with any
Navigational
Orientational
Relocational
Pedestrian question that you have