National Lampoon
Every Day I Feel Depressed (B.B. King Parody)
Aw, you know my baby left me
We been goin' quite awhile
I developed a stone emotional attachment
We been goin' (?)
But her affections have been alienated
And so she changed her domicile

Every day, every day I feel depressed
Oh, nocturnally, diurnally I feel so depressed
I'm experiencing psychological reaction
To environmental stress

You know that when your baby leaves you
You get feeling of inadequacy
Oh, when you baby terminates your relationship
Gives rise to feelings of inadequacy
I been experiencing rejection
And sexual insecurity

Every day, every day I feel depressed
Oh, nocturnally, diurnally I feel so depressed
I'm experiencing psychological reaction
To environmental stress