Little Miss Muffet (Muffet) she sat on a tuffet (tuffet)
Eating her curds (curds), she was eating her whey (whey)
She was eating her way into my heart

Along came a spider, (spider) you know he sat down beside her (side her)
And he frightened Miss Muffet, yes he did, Miss Muffet away
Miss Muffet's found a way into my heart

Oh, Miss Muffet (Muffet) oh my Lord, why don't you show me the way (way)
It's nice you're not afraid (?) (afraid) and here's what I say

Little Miss Muffet, keep on, keep on keepin' on your tuffet (sit on it)
To eat your curds, got to got to, got to eat your whey, have mercy
Eat your way into my heart

(Background singers)
Muffet, Muffet, Muffet, Muffet
Muffet, Muffet, Muffet, Muffet
Muffet, Muffet, Muffet, Muffet
Muffet, Muffet, Muffet, Muffet

I got to got to got to stop it now
Got to sit on your tuffet, babe
You know it's just curds (?)
That you can lay a curd on me
And then let some of that lay on me too
Oo, you got to got to eat right on through
Mmm I got to got to got your number...