[Intro]
I really feel like killin’ Peter today
He’s spending a little bit too much time with Quagmire
Peter, this song is for you

[Verse 1]
I’m still a Lois even if I was salty
Hate to see you with some other broad, now you’re Stewie
Hate to see you happy if I’m not there with Brian

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m so mature, I’m so mature
I’m so mature, got me a therapist to tell me there’s other Peters
I don’t want another Petah, just want Petah
If I can’t have Petah, no one should

[Chorus: Lois Griffin, SZA, Both]
I might, I might kill my Petah, not the best idea
Joe and Quagmire’s next, how’d I get here?
I might kill my Petah, I still love him though (I do)
Rather be in jail than alone

[Verse 2]
I get the sense that it’s a lost cause
I get the sense that you might really love her
This text gon be evidence, this text is evidence
I tried to ration with you, no murders or crimes of passion, but damn
You was out of line
Always actin’ like you’re another family’s guy
Now I’m in the basement, planning home invasion
Now you lying face down, got me singing over a beat
[Pre-Chorus]
I’m so mature, I’m so mature
I’m so mature, got me a therapist to tell me there’s other Peters
I don’t want another Petah, just want Petah
If I can’t have Petah, no one will

[Chorus: Lois Griffin, SZA, Both]
I might, I might kill my Petah, not the best idea
Joe and Quagmire’s next, how’d I get here?
I might kill my Petah, I still love him though (I do)
Rather be in jail than alone

[Bridge: Lois Griffin, SZA]
I did it all for love (Love)
I did it all on no drugs (Drugs)
I did all of this sober (Sober)
I did it all for us (Ooh)
I did it all for love (Love)
Did all of this in Quahog (Quahog)
I just ran our dog over (Brian)
Don’t you know I did it all for us? (I’m gonna kill Petah tonight)

[Chorus: Lois Griffin, SZA, Both]
I just, I just killed my Petah, not the best idea (I did it)
I’ll kill Cleveland next, how’d I get here?
I just killed my Petah, I still love him though (I do)
Rather be in Hell than alone
[Outro: Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin]
Aw, Petah! I’m so sorry!
Hehe, I’m Stewie Griffin