[Intro]
I'm so mature, I'm so mature
I'm so mature, got me a therapist to tell me there's other Peters
I don't want another Petah, just want Petah
If I can't have Petah, no one should

[Chorus]
I might, I might kill my Petah, not the best idea
Joe and Quagmire's next, how'd I get here?
I might kill my Petah, I still love him though
Rather be in jail than alone