IGOR (spoken):
Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!

(sung)
Like Laurel and Hardy
Like Coke and Baccardi
Like Juliet and Romeo
Ebb and flow
To and fro
Together, together again .
Together again for the first time
We've only met in a dream!
Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here
We're a team!

Together again for the first time,,
Haven't a woe or a care
No longer a bad and accursed time
It's easy to see
You have to agree
We're destined to be a great pair!

All of my life
I've been stoogin' around
Nothin' to do, at a loss
All of my life
I've been stoogin' around
But what good is a stooge
If he ain't got a boss?!
Together again for the first time
Back on the track to renown
We're gonna thrill 'em
We're gonna kill 'em
You'll be the teacher
We'll make a new creature
And scare the bloomin' daylights
Right outta this town!

FREDERICK (spoken):
No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then
I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures

IGOR:
Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus. It's fun!

FREDERICK:
My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And
Was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale

IGOR:
A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around

FREDERICK:
Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell .
(sung)
Together again for the first time
Haven't a woe or a care!

IGOR:
Together again for the first time
Haven't a woe or a care!
This is the best time

FREDERICK:
No longer a bad and accursed time
It's easy to see

IGOR:
You have to agree

IGOR & FREDERICK:
We're destined to be a great pair!

FREDERICK (spoken):
May I?

IGOR:
Take it!

FREDERICK (sung):
All of my life
I've been bossing around
Mean and alone, like a Scrooge
All of my life
I've been bossing around
But what good is a boss
If he ain't got a stooge?!
(spoken)
Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump

IGOR:
What hump?

IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):
Together again for the first time
We've only met in a dream

FREDERICK:
Like Ginger and Freddie

IGOR:
MacDonald and Eddy

FREDERICK:
Like San Juan and Teddy

IGOR:
Or meatballs and spaghetti

FREDERICK & IGOR:
But the pair that we cry for
The pair that we sigh for
The pair that we die for
Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore
For the first time
Together again!

IGOR (spoken):
Walk this way
No, this way
Really drag your foot
Can you go left more?

IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):
Together again for the first time
We've only met in a dream

FREDERICK:
Like Gimbel and Macy

IGOR:
Like Hepburn and Tracy

FREDERICK:
Like Lombard and Gable

IGOR:
Like good old Cain and Abel

IGOR & FREDERICK:
For the first time
Together again!
Together forever again!