We're men, we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking the forest looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich then give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights

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[sung (spoken)]
We're men (Manly men!), we're men in tights (Yesssss!)
We roam around the forest looking the forest looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich then give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies
But don't give us scorn or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights (Tight tights!)
Always on guard defending the people's rights
When you're in a fix, just call for the men in tights!
(spoken)
We're butch!