[Verse 1]
When they beware of the stingy lover (Stingy lover)
[?] slip on under your covers
Trying to be in one city to the other
Doing the same thing to unexpected young dames
Hey! My name is John, you can call me a song bearer
Maybe there's a wrong error on your spreadsheet
I'm just a [?]
Hey! All the ladies love me
Doesn't matter whether I'm ugly, I'm the fuckbuddy of the universe (Universe)
And I've got the newest verse for the newest dame
Yeah! Love, sweet comfort of the flesh
And I'm just an emotional wreck and a commotion I calls when I'm in the set
Yeah!