[Verse 1 - Busdriver]
How you doing?
What you doing later?
Oh yeah girl check it out
She's the fire breathing abstinence siren
I did my required reading on her fashion sense and her fine skin
But I still eat alone
'Cause I refuse to read poems to her
When she lays on the bed of sea foam
I just need a chick
Just (?says skin in a clattered head?)
And then we go through a range of emotions like happy to sad like when I share beds
With future wives
I'll be declared dead when I'm unsupervised around her love pudding
When (?) when all I really need is a fuck buddy

[Chorus - Busdriver]
I do too much unnecessary thinking
For me to get much of that hairy pink thing
Can't settle for love rather be at a gentleman's club
It's easier than to settle for a women who I'm really down on

[Verse 2 - Abstract Rude]
Baby would you make my acquaintance
Stop complaining no need for explaining
I'm not the type to be playing with your emotions
You know how the story goes, Venus and Mars
Women and men are from the sparks or the stars
Never (?did happen?) to all cats and the dogs
Always trying to hard
Wanna get out but you let it go too far
'cause your trapped in a house that has prison bars
Kicking in car doors
Punching holes in walls
Dealing with those in laws
[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Busdriver]
Dressed like an off duty live new debutante
I met her at the Thai food restaurant
Don't worry just 'cause my crude letter font
The (?dance authorship for fresh water fish?)
I can tell that she had a zero tolerance
For a weirdo with no dollars and sense
I said home girl just swallow your singing voice
And lets try to reinvent the kiss

[Chorus]