[Spoken Intro: Jarrod]
Hello? Who's there? Oh please...
Oh, it's just space zombies

[Intro]
We are not alone
This is the end of the world as we know it

[Verse 1]
They came down on a starry night
Pale green skin and dead behind the eyes
I wanted to believe, and now I do
They’re gonna eat your face
And stick their probes inside of you
Deep inside of you

[Pre-Chorus]
Unidentified flying object
A bullet to the brain will nothing to stop the harvest

[Chorus]
We won’t escape alive
Can’t you see the government lied?
Mankind will face total annihilation
They never came in peace
We’re not immune to the disease
Extrasolar viral contamination
[Post-Chorus]
Society crumbles and I’m left alone
With Martian cannibals outside of my home

[Interlude: Jarrod Mike]
Th-Th-They're breaking in!
We need to bar the doors. Quick, grab a hammer and some nails!
I don't own those things
What?!
I'm not good with tools
Jarrod, you ignorant slut!
Dude, I'm sorry! Jeez, give me a break

[Breakdown]
Houston, we have a problem
I don’t own a shotgun
We are not alone

[Bridge]
Bright lights overhead
The tractor beam pulls me in

[Chorus]
We won’t escape alive
Can’t you see the government lied?
Mankind will face total annihilation
They never came in peace
We’re not immune to the disease
Extrasolar viral contamination
[Verse 2]
Trapped by the abomination
I’m strapped to a table for experimentation
Trembling in fear for what’s to come
But what they reveal made my body go numb
A small slim-fit Hot Topic tee
Cartoon monsters all vomiting
He leans in and says, “Could you please rep my band?
You’d actually be doing us a real solid, man”

[Outro]
I don’t wanna wear this neon t-shirt
Anything but a neon t-shirt
The bright colors hurt my eyes
I’d rather get probed a thousand times
Go
Might’ve been cool in 2007

[Space Zombie]
Speaking of 2007...